JerryPat2
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since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975
South Louisiana
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2013-04-26
09:25 AM
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Damn bird! Away from my window, You're the Devil's spawn evil crow. A dream stealer, that's what you are, 'Twas a lovely dream; not bizarre. A lissome lass, not an old hag, N'er covered her face with a flag. She was everything I desire, Oh! Her legs kept going higher. A dream from heaven sent to me, A fleshly woman on my knee. Mounds of Venus pressed to my chest, Oh yes, I know I have been blessed. Until you came you blasted fowl, You, you Peeping Tom on the prowl. Look at the damage you have done, You'd better be glad I've no gun. Smothered crow in onions for lunch, Sensuous dream spoiled, but I'll eat you . . . crunch.
©April 18, 2013 / Jerry Pat Bolton
~*~ How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. ~*~[This message has been edited by JerryPat2 (04-26-2013 12:08 PM).]
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Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere
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2013-04-26
10:42 AM
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T M I Jerry, but an amusing take on Poe type Raven. I enjoyed it. Couldn't help but shake my head and smile
lori
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JerryPat2
Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975
South Louisiana
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2013-04-26
10:47 AM
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Ahhh . . . Thank you, Lori, a smile makes it worth the write.~*~ How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. ~*~
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Lighthousebob
Member Elite
since 2000-06-14
Posts 4725
California
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2013-04-29
07:26 PM
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Ha, ha, ha... This one was really fun and made me laugh! Thanks! 'Eating crow'... um, yeah, for sure, I think I've definitely done this a few times. Enjoyed!
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JerryPat2
Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975
South Louisiana
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2013-04-29
07:49 PM
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Thanks, Bob, happy to be the cause of laughter from you.~*~ How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. ~*~
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