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Sex Life of the Average Couple
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana 
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A disappointment on top Lightly snoring on the bottom ~*~ If they give you ruled paper write sideways. ~*~ |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
...at least it's "something!" hee-hee j. |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
I guess you're right, J, at least it's something. ~*~ If they give you ruled paper write sideways. ~*~ |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
WHAT?... no heavy breathing in there somewhere?? 6-words title, 9 words poem... 6+9=15, 1+5=6, 6/2=3, 3x9=27, 2+7=9... 25 letters in the title, 2+5=7 45 Letters in your poem, 4+5=9 7+9=16, 1+6=7 Wow... Nice one, Jerry. JL  Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself. |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
Hahahaha! Appreciate it, JL. ~*~ If they give you ruled paper write sideways. ~*~ |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Hope the love life is a little more intense...James |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
Heh. Heh. . . . James . . . ~*~ If they give you ruled paper write sideways. ~*~ |
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Lori Grosser Rhoden Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202Fair to middlin' of nowhere |
er..ah..um..about that snoring thing....and then the ah...well...um...and the disapointed thing on the top...I'm kinda confused on who's who. Guess it doesn't really matter, I get your drift. I don't know that I'd go so far as to call that "average". But I'll grant you it holds true for too many. Great write. Thanks for the smile Lori  |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
Well, if you're confused maybe I just didn't think this out right when I wrote it. I can always count on you to straighten me out though, Lori. I'm positive everybody in America is having fantastic sex tonight except me. ~*~ If they give you ruled paper write sideways. ~*~ [This message has been edited by JerryPat2 (09-12-2012 09:43 PM).] |
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Lori Grosser Rhoden Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202Fair to middlin' of nowhere |
Well at least you have a positive outlook LOL! Some people were just sleeping last night and thought that felt fantastic. Cheer up my friend, it could be worse.  Lori [This message has been edited by Lori Grosser Rhoden (09-13-2012 12:57 PM).] |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
You are so right about the it could be worse statement, Lori. ~*~ If they give you ruled paper write sideways. ~*~ |
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Startime1955 Senior Member
since 2012-04-22
Posts 1072Alberta, Canada |
*grin* it just takes a little imagineation to make it better than average...*BIG HUGS*...I am back on-line...love my new home and the fact it is all mine...now I can continue my healing... *may our dreams ever be magical* |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
I am so happy for you, Karen, your words make me feel good because I know the feeling. Thank you for stopping by, good to see you again. ~*~ If they give you ruled paper write sideways. ~*~ |
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MARK V SHELDON Member Elite
since 2001-06-21
Posts 3015In a corporeal internship... |
Wow... Really...? I guess there's always... The Internet!  -MVS You CAN make a difference, but first you should learn how: |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
Heh.Heh. You got it Mark. ~*~ If they give you ruled paper write sideways. ~*~ |
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