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The Tunnel
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The Tunnel |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria 
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The Tunnel George Bush and Bill Clinton were travelling by train, In their carriage was a fat lady and a delightful young blonde, As the train rattled on and passed through a dark tunnel Their destiny seemed linked by some invisible bond. It’s quite dark in the carriage and halfway through the trip, The sharp sound of a slap was certainly not weak, And when they finally come out into the daylight again Bill Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek., The blonde thought Bill must have wanted to touch her And by mistake touched the fat lady instead, Who in turn was repulsed and slapped Bill on the face, The quite insolent act making her really see red. The overweight lady thought that dirty old Bill Clinton Has groped the little blonde as it was really quite dark, And she quick in return has smacked Bill on the face, She could see by her expression she was in no mood for a lark. Bill Clinton was quite quick to sum up the situation, Thinking George touched the blonde & by mistake she slapped me, While George thought I hope we go through another dark tunnel And I’ll smack Bill Clinton again, but with much more energy. Lindsay |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
Oh, dear Lindsay, thanks for the smiles!! Very unexpected but truly cute ending! Great fun write. Love, Margherita   |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
hehehehe! |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Dear Magherita thanks for taking the time to post a kind comment, I can always count on you dear friend to say something nice. Dear Dixie you are another great friend who always has something nice to say and I thank you for it. All the best to both you girls. Lindsay |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Love the humor, Lindsay! Poor old Bill...he just can't get a break!  |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
This is way too funny!  Love this!~ |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Enjoying the chuckles, Lindsay... thank you! |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
A big thank you to Mike, Melissa and Karilea, I'm glad you all had a laugh. Have a great day folks and take care. Lindsay |
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tattooedsweetheart07 Member
since 2010-07-11
Posts 86Pa |
That is so cute.... never thought it would end like that... |
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Eldest Member
since 2010-06-15
Posts 177Alabama |
roflol!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE this!!!!1 |
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easy1 Senior Member
since 2010-05-22
Posts 1209Southeastern USA |
A good read, although come on, y'all sort of saw it coming.  I mean, anybody who can duck a pair of shoes like that... |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Thanks TSH, Eldest and Easy, it was all in fun folks, I wasn't trying to denigrate Bill or poor old George for that matter. I'm sure they would both have a laugh if they read it Thanks for your kind comment. Lindsay |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
TOO FUNNY! Ida |
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2islander2 Member Ascendant
since 2008-03-12
Posts 6825by the sea |
smiles yann |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Dear friends Ida and Yann, many thanks for your kind comments, much appreciated. have a great day folks. Lindsay |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Lindsay - I must confess, that was me on that train also, and I touched the blonde, hehehe... BC |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Bill you naughty old man, I didn't think you were into that sort of thing but half your luck anyway. I hope the blonde was worth it. Thanks my friend for your kind comment. Take care. Lindsay |
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Rick Member Elite
since 2001-06-21
Posts 2903Victoria, Australia |
Hi Lindsay, I enjoyed this one mate, thanks for sharing. Rick |
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Earl Brinkman Senior Member
since 2010-03-03
Posts 1183Osaka, Japan |
You make me laugh. Thanks. |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
funny!!! |
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