Open Poetry #46 |
Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow! |
Balladeer
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Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Oh, the weather outside is frightful. I think God is getting spiteful. There's a volcano in my nose And it blows! And it blows! And it blows! Winter weather is such baloney I am freezing my cajones. Is there nowhere that I can go? I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! When I finally go outside Cause a man's gotta work, don't you know? I feel certain my toes have died And are buried somewhere in the snow! There is nothing that's so displeasing As a body that is freezing. I ain't no bloody eskimo.. I hate snow! I hate snow! I hate snow!!! |
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Sunshine
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Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I'll bet our friends up north are packing some special snowballs just for you...so watch out...they could be flying at you soon! |
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Earl Brinkman Senior Member
since 2010-03-03
Posts 1183Osaka, Japan |
Your poem put and kept a smile on my face! |
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JerryPat Senior Member
since 2010-10-30
Posts 1991Louisiana/America |
Aw, I complain also, but not nearly as humorous as you have done here. I take the season as I have taken life, when it comes I deal with it. Of course down here in the deep south at six o'clock in the morning, still dark, walking my mutt with twenty-eight degrees with a stiff north wind I HATE it!!! Great song . . . |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
He he Michael I can hear this being sung with great gusto up here in the ice country. The time had come to revamp that song anyway. I give you credit for rhyming baloney and cajones......A jewel of a line if you know what I mean......The images are perfect... Have fun! Eric This band's won two grammys for instrumentals. You don't know how that makes me feel as the lead singer! |
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Balladeer
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Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Sunshine...if it gets any colder here, I'll have snowballs of my own! Earl...thank you. That was the intent Jerry...I know what you mean. Waking up to 20's is almost impossible for South Florida....but here it is! Eric....Iknow exactlywhat you mean! Leave it to a Canadian to pick that out |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
ROTFLMAO! Classic my friend... classic. The pics were perfect. That first stanza reminded me very much of my eldest daughter who is currently suffering a head cold. As for snow? None to report here in So Cal. In fact, it was a very nice 78 degrees today. Hope the holidays are treating you well. Peace! "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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s1nfully_1nn0c3nt Senior Member
since 2003-10-26
Posts 1105Watertown, NY |
I wish it would snow where I am, but alas its 95 degrees outside.....perhaps its cause I live on a tropical island? Enjoyed. -Trina. |
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Balladeer
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Sir Andrew...we're supposed to get back to 78 in two days.....it's been a long winter! (2 days) Trina...like the song goes - There's no place like Guam for the holidays! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Ha, our temperatures are actually dropping! It's been in the low 80's these last several days. People are walking around in shorts and t-shirts. Santa better bring his swim trunks and flip-flops when he comes this way. "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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Klassy Lassy Member Elite
since 2005-06-28
Posts 2187Oregon |
heheh! Merry Christmas! We didn't even need a fire here yesterday, and I thought of you when I read it was about 28 degrees in Florida. You don't dare get misty in that kind of weather. Ice would form... Sorta makes me wonder who spiked Mother Nature's punch... Can't stop laughing. |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
I love snow, I love snow, I love snow, don't you know of the pleasures in the snow? If you play just right your feet won't freeze and all the ice will melt with ease! This was just hilarious. It's getting very cold also here, even the cat didn't want to go outside this morning! Love and warmth. Margherita |
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Lori Grosser Rhoden Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202Fair to middlin' of nowhere |
'Deer-that was a hoot! I hope you repost it every year! Thanks for the laugh Lori |
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greytree Junior Member
since 2009-02-24
Posts 45Wales |
Wonderfully amusing! A heartwarming poem, just what you need in a cold snap! |
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Dakota Member
since 2000-05-25
Posts 125New York |
I LOVE IT! but I HATE IT!!! The SNOW that is!! Ya notice SNOW is a four letter word!! Keep em coming living in snow country I need all the amusement I can get!! Great Song! |
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Balladeer
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Klassy....whoever did I'd like to give him a punch myself! LOL! Glad you enjoyed.. Margherita...speaking of cats, I have 7 that I had to keep inside for the past 2 nights. They hate it!! Kept me awake all night, whining to get out....I'm gonna kill 'em!!! Lori....I will if you want it done! Qlso, a few new ones. Glad you enjoyed! greytree....thank God for a little laughter to warm the cockles...thanks!! Dakota..ir's DEFINITELY a four-letter word!!! I share your hatred! LOL! |
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Prasad Nataraj Senior Member
since 2008-05-29
Posts 1149Bangalore,India |
It never snows where i live. Never thought one would hate snow, it sure looks beautiful on the T.V. Really amusing write, Sir. Graphics add great appeal to the on going holiday season. "Hardwork pays in the long run" |
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Balladeer
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Prasad, lava looks beautiful on tv, also, but not when it's coming at you!!! |
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Honeybunch Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-29
Posts 7115South Africa |
I've only experienced snow twice in South Africa and on both occasions everyone forgot their problems and interacted ... Hmm? ... yes, joyfully! Not sure I'd like snow for days on end though. Did like your poem! Thanks for the smile. Helen |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Well the weather must have heard you sing, because it started snowing again just now. It was literally pouring rain the whole day and now it's snowing and freezing. Very slippery for these old legs of mine. Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Amaryllis Senior Member
since 2010-05-20
Posts 1306Mi now |
Oh Michael, you've made me laugh again! Lovin this one! And Merry Christmas to you and yours, also My best~ Amaryllis A pile of scribbles here: |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
Ha ha good fun. My bird bath had a disc of ice two days in a row and most of the plants are laying flat on the ground with tears in their veins. Today was a lot warmer. latearrival |
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easy1 Senior Member
since 2010-05-22
Posts 1209Southeastern USA |
No wonder this loads so slow (let it snow...). The cold snaps came a tad early down here this year's season, huh. They are saying a little warmer for Christmas, yet after that who knows? |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
It is snowing in Rome!! My fingers are icecold after filming it .... I do love it, but I hope it will not be too heavy, I fear for the pine trees. |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
Sheesh, I'm freezin right now up here in PA and I envy you...but while shivering, you got a smile outa me...I really enjoyed this...thanks for sharing...I think? |
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ken206573 Member
since 2008-10-14
Posts 487 |
I luv the rewrite to the song, it was funny indeed. Yet I enjoy the snow since I was brought home with snow up close to my mothers hips. Thought it will freeze my toes indeed but let it snow, oh let it snow. Happy holidays to you with alot of warmth |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Well I love snow, and playing in it when I can play that is. This has been sent to some people it will sure make smile, as it did me. I have several neighbours that booked with British Airways to meet family in Europe for Christmas, and you don't to hear them talk about snow right now. Their holiday has been canceled, and most of their relatives got there before the snow storms hit. Merry Christmas Michael. |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
I'm feeling the same way about rain. It has been raining non-stop for days. Where is Noah when you need him. Ida |
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Sunshine
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Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Merry Christmas, Mike! |
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Oklahoma Rose Senior Member
since 2008-02-28
Posts 1586Oklahoma USA |
Awwww Balladeer, don't kill the cats. BTW, I don't want snow. |
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Denise
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My sentiments exactly, Michael! Snow, who needs it?! |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Excellent use of wordage...Merry Christmas Balladeer...James |
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sasanka7 Junior Member
since 2010-11-17
Posts 30 |
Nice poem. I enjoyed it. Excessive snow when hampers the normal life like UK then it's beauty turns into curse. " I hate snow" will definitely come from the core of the heart. Thanks for sharing a beautiful poem. Merry Christmas to you all the Administrators and colleagues. sasanka |
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