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a naught bike christmas |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast 
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you were doing your traditional making everything seem like christmas I guess edison called and said they missed the additional 1000 lights along the eve and the testing of the grids down main street when you turned on your life sized holy land complete with robotic shepherds and 3D sheep you mentioned I should get into the spirit too and not so much into the spirits I usually did but take some time decorating festive things making the everyday more red and green listening to noel instead of leon and willie smile at the children instead of flipping them off the teetor-totter into the cactus tree it was a blustery morning when I listened turned my skin from pale to dark red and yes I was naked except for the cowboy boots and the antlers duct taped to my helmet but the old harley was decorated perfect a couple of red balls adorned the leather and some mistletoe hung from around my waist before you made me get off and go back to my room __________ daark |
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JerryPat Senior Member
since 2010-10-30
Posts 1991Louisiana/America |
Haha! What an image you presented for us to visualize and chuckle over / Never stop listen to willie and his hand jive. . . . and the Raven said, %!~#&(&#!$! |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
thanks jp...was listening to some leon russell a bit ago and it sired this splay of disgustingness.. |
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Klassy Lassy Member Elite
since 2005-06-28
Posts 2187Oregon |
Christmas Sprit of sorts, Daark! You gave the shirt right off your back. All those lights strung in hopes of spontaneous ignition?  |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
kl...I think the lights are part of the Edison product line...who knows..thanks lady!! |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
DS...you tickled my December laugh with your decorating craft. |
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Amaryllis Senior Member
since 2010-05-20
Posts 1306Mi now |
Lol! Fun! Many hilarious double-entendre`s and wicked plays on words... love it, Dark!  ps: isn't it 'Duct' tape?  Great write! My best~ Amaryllis . . A pile of scribbles here: |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
ms martie...thanks little neighbor ________________ ms a'mary..thanks lady..and yes I should have known you would notice that...grin |
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Earl Brinkman Senior Member
since 2010-03-03
Posts 1183Osaka, Japan |
Christmas has never been presented in this light - crazy and ballsy. I`d be careful because Santa is still checking his list to see who has been naughty or nice. |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I can Definitely say it's one of the more interesting Christmas poems I've seen...and the most entertaining. A lot of eggnog went into this one....love it!  |
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s1nfully_1nn0c3nt Senior Member
since 2003-10-26
Posts 1105Watertown, NY |
haha apparently you're aiming for the naughty list  Enjoyed -Trina. |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
He he DS that life sized holy land drew a heap of current off the grid.... Pooh pooh the energy crises..... You must have been quite a sight on the old Harley that day. I can only imagine. I thoroughly enjoyed this piece Daark but probably not as much as you enjoyed writing it... Ah, well, 'Good Time Charlie's Got The Blues.' Have a good one! Eric |
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Novus_Os Member
since 2010-07-21
Posts 115West Coast, USA |
Imaginative imagery to say the least. BTW Thank you. Novus_Os Life is meant to be enjoyed, not just endured. |
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Prasad Nataraj Senior Member
since 2008-05-29
Posts 1149Bangalore,India |
Vivid images and very narative writing,Dark.Getting into festive spirits is good. "Hardwork pays in the long run" |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
to each of you, thank you for adding your smile to mine on this one... _______________ Thanks EB... ________________ thank you much deer.. __________________ sinz, thanks so much lady friend _______________________ thank you friend eric _____________________ nov' thanks for the wave ____________________ thanks much prasad |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
laughing (sort of) at what your words and an imagination can do! M |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
at least a smile ms MMs...thanks |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
 Sure glad I came to see what's up with you today. |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
hehe...thanks lady!! |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
You made me chuckle with this one! You are also a master of satire! And of course I had to check leon ... and enjoyed the discovery.  Love, Margherita |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
ms mar...thanks lady friend |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Haa, that'll teach 'em to mess with your festive mood botton. An enjoyable read.  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
*grin* Helluva visual. My family and I call those electric Christmas folks "Griswalds". As in Clark Griswald? If I want that much light I'll damned well wake up in the day time. |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
 Everyone needs a Christmas gift of mirth, my dear friend. Bless your ever-lovin'! |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
Andy, thanks amigo ________________ ms serene, you smile me wickedly ______________ ms sun, there is a place I will always remember where your smile was glass on mirrors..thanks babe |
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Angel4aKing Senior Member
since 2006-09-27
Posts 1372USA |
ROFLMAO Cute!!!   Share Comments & Graphics - Layouts - Photobucket ~~~kingsangel~~~ |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
thanks kingstress... |
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Angel4aKing Senior Member
since 2006-09-27
Posts 1372USA |
Your welcome stranger anytime!!!! ~~~kingsangel~~~ |
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Greeneyes
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
your mistletoe is showing...... made ya peek didnt I....  ~~**~~ |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
Lady L.. it is a tattoo now...figured it would work year around..thanks babe |
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