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mikeandrew
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since 2010-11-18
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0 posted 2010-11-29 07:49 AM


A great country home listed for sale today,
some Indian queen owned it from Bombay,
so I decided to have a look called my chauffeur,hey Ray,
bring the Rolls around, make sure the bar is stocked,
and don't forget my cedar box of Cuban cigars,hey Ray,
light me with my platinum lighter,given to me by it doesn't matter,
nothing like a Havana,hey Ray,
on the way there i stopped in front of my yacht,
I called capt jay told him i am coming aboard,
stock the bars and don't forget my Cuban cigars,capt jay,
so I put on my gold Rolex watch ,given to me by it doesn't matter,
went aboard, and my birthday party from last month was still going on,
i could see Susan Boyle , i remember her telling me ,
she never been kissed by any man,
i am running late so i decided to take my Lear jet, called my pilot may day,
said have the bar stocked and don't forget my cedar box of Cuban cigars,
flew off to Paris for dinner, ordered snails in butter garlic,
then flew to Belgium for some chocolate,...capt jay,pilot may day,hey Ray,...
wake up wake up I opened my eyes where is I,
oh my head ,there stood my old lady with big green curlers in her hair,
and wearing an old worn out looking pink terry cloth robe ,then i realized
there was no queen from Bombay, only an empty bottle of Bombay gin!

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