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JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

0 posted 2010-11-26 08:58 PM

Me and My Speedo's

She was feeling lonely
so she ask to spend the night
I told her I had only
one bed for the both of us,
would that be allright?
"No problem" she said with zest
"I want to chat with you awhile
and then we'll get plenty of rest."
And don't expect to get too close,
we won't be getting undressed.

Later that night:

I don't know when but she
changed into sexy red lingerie
and now she was beckoning me
to "come closer, must you
sleep from so far away?"
"So honey unless you're queer
I'd advise you and your speedo's
to get your rear over here."
I liked the way she called me honey
and she didn't have to say it twice
I moved closer in a flash, taking her advice.
You probably have your own thoughts
about what happened next,
as I fell off the bed
I awoke from my dream
wearing my speedo's
around my neck.

JamesLee
27November
2010

[This message has been edited by JamesMichael (11-27-2010 10:04 PM).]

Amaryllis
Senior Member

since 2010-05-20

Posts 1306
Mi now

1 posted 2010-11-26 09:02 PM

Lol! Hilarious! Whatever I thought was `happening next`, it wasn`t that!

~A

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

2 posted 2010-11-26 09:06 PM

HA! Yep! Been there, done that. Just as frustrating as I remember it. Funny stuff, but well written. Thanks for the laugh and memories of a younger time.

"We'll chase them like rats across the tundra."

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

3 posted 2010-11-26 09:22 PM

James, my friend, I think my laughter might
have woken up my spouse!

I loved it! I could use some more of this, please!

JerryPat
Senior Member

since 2010-10-30

Posts 1991
Louisiana/America

4 posted 2010-11-26 09:44 PM

Haha! Uproariously funny!

. . . and the Raven said, %!~#&(&#!$!

Spiros Zafiris
Senior Member

since 2002-10-20

Posts 982
Canada

5 posted 2010-11-27 03:27 AM

..that's real good..very harmonious;
truly funny..>>spiros

Prasad Nataraj
Senior Member

since 2008-05-29

Posts 1149
Bangalore,India

6 posted 2010-11-27 11:42 AM

Hilarious! Twist in the tale. Fine writing, James.

"Hardwork pays in the long run"

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