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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Squirrelzilla He scampers in our tree Biggest damn squirrel You ever did see Chucks cones like a woodchuck would Chitters like a buzz saw should A bad ass gray Who takes no guff Stands his ground Careless of “ruff” He’ll take on all comers Our Thriller in Manila Our resident rodent Squirrelzilla [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (11-14-2010 12:53 PM).] |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Yikes!!! Protect your nuts!!!  |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
My wife keeps them in the freezer.  "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
hehe...women have a way of doing that!  |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
We are talking about the almonds, right? |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
But of course!!!!  |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
You gotta watch those squirrels, Sir Andrew. They is smart!! http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/squirrel-obstacle-course/aec54eeaec2a4b25d947aec54eeaec2a4b25d947-289776599643?q=squirrel |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
HA! I don't think I'll ever get candy from a vending machine again. As for the obstacle course, Squirrelzilla would probably just knock the whole thing down and hold the dog for ransom. "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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JerryPat Senior Member
since 2010-10-30
Posts 1991Louisiana/America |
Funny, and I'm not getting into the freezer talk. Hah! . . . and the Raven said, %!~#&(&#!$! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hey Jerry. No problem. I've run out of parkas, and we've had that nutsack conversation once already. Thanks for looking in. |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
He he I like it! Gotta watch out for those nasty squirrels they'll turn your life upside down... Eric |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hey Eric, thanks for the far north support. I understand they breed them pretty big there in Canada. I think the one I got in the backyard is an immigrant, down for the winter. |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
the squirrel is mine enemy~~ I dodge them when they cross in front of me while driving, but am never too sad when I see that others' weren't as lucky.  they were very destructive in my porch roof last yearM |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Fair enough nakedthoughts. The road of death is littered with the unwary. Thanks for looking in. "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
p.s. title caught my eye as I recently read Dogzilla with a class~~ M |
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Earl Brinkman Senior Member
since 2010-03-03
Posts 1183Osaka, Japan |
I am gone a little while from the forums and what happens we are overrun by a squirellzilla! Heaven help us! ---- But thanks for a laugh. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
nakdthoughts: Ya, Dogzilla... one of my favorite quick reads to my class as well. Earl: Welcome back. Glad I could make you smile. "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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Amaryllis Senior Member
since 2010-05-20
Posts 1306Mi now |
Bet it`s the same squirrel that went berzerk in the first self-righteous church, hey? Lol! Good one, Andrew!~Amaryllis |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Yep! No doubt, because he runs a Streak up and down the fence line and jumps from tree to tree like Guitarzan. Nice reference there Amaryllis.  "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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Prasad Nataraj Senior Member
since 2008-05-29
Posts 1149Bangalore,India |
Humorous write this, Andrew. Squirrels can be outright nasty, reminds me of the ones which use to destroy our sparrow nests. "Hardwork pays in the long run" |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
between squirrels hiding your nuts and beavers gnawing your wood off, I am not sure it is safe to go out of doors anymore..kewl stuff guy |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Prasad. Sparrows... kind of like crows... flying rats. But as I posted many moons ago... squirrels = rats in designer suits. Truthfully, our family really likes squirrels. But we just have the one. Dark Stranger... Ha! Ya, I never step outdoors unless I'm packin'. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean?"We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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