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Drama Queen |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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(to the tune of Dancing Queen) . See her pacing to and fro Watch her mood swings come and go Everything upsets her Life is out to get her Do you know what I mean? She's a drama queen A drama queen How she vents her spleen! She's so mean! She can moan. She can cry. Swears that she just wants to die! She's as sweet As kerosene She's a drama queen! Aches and pains won't go away Monday's such a lousy day! Kids don't ever call her. How she loves to holler And to make a scene She's a drama queen! A drama queen There's no cure, it seems It's in her genes!! She will rant She will rave Until she goes to her grave. Moans until Her face turns green She's a drama queen!!  |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Hah. We all know one.  Fall in love early, fall in love often. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Seeing as both my daughters are teenagers, I have my fair share of drama. This just about hits the nail on the head. Enjoyable my friend. "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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Amaryllis Senior Member
since 2010-05-20
Posts 1306Mi now |
Between drama queen and ice queen, a gal can`t catch a break..!  . J/K, really I enjoyed this, `deer... it reminds me of my daughter. Mu-therrrr! i`m SO sure.  lol. Feel silly tonight =) Best to you~ Amaryllis |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
He he I love it Michael! It's satirical gem! I had one of those once, cost me 300 thousand dollars. There was a time she said she worshiped the ground I walked on. I began to understand when she ended up with all my property..... Eric |
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Prasad Nataraj Senior Member
since 2008-05-29
Posts 1149Bangalore,India |
Bone tickler this write. Reminds me of someone I knew too.  "Hardwork pays in the long run" |
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s1nfully_1nn0c3nt Senior Member
since 2003-10-26
Posts 1105Watertown, NY |
eh, Drama queens are so.......Dramatic. O_O haha this made me smile  Enjoyed. -Trina. |
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Earl Brinkman Senior Member
since 2010-03-03
Posts 1183Osaka, Japan |
I think that I have been lucky in that I don`t know any drama queens. That said I did enjoy your little song. |
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JerryPat Senior Member
since 2010-10-30
Posts 1991Louisiana/America |
Haha!! Yep, and until I found my way to the WORLD WIDE WEB I never new there were so damned many of them. Loved the poem, put a smile and then a grin on my face. . . . and the Raven said, %!~#&(&#!$! |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Viking Metal...we certainly do! Sir Andrew...you have my sympathy! Perhaps you could serenade them with this song? Amaryllis....drama queen...ice queen...they are still all queens. Maybethat's why I worship them so? Eric....sad story!!! I had one that treated me like a king,,,,,here, King! Here, King!!  Prasad...we all have one in our past...some in our present...and many in our future!  Earl......lucky?? You are a miracle man!!! JerryPat...the ole WWW is a haven for them! Stay alert!! LOL! |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
Oh, I know a couple of these and this really made me laugh thinking of them. Ida |
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Dakota Member
since 2000-05-25
Posts 125New York |
I read this with the music playing in the background. Absotively hilarious, truth is stranger than fiction. lol Thank you, you made my night! |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Great rhythm in your song, Deer...got me thinking there might be a few dramma kings out there as well. |
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JerryPat Senior Member
since 2010-10-30
Posts 1991Louisiana/America |
Never thought of myself as a drama king, but I guess I could be. . . . and the Raven said, %!~#&(&#!$! |
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Eusta B. Mae Senior Member
since 2010-05-03
Posts 903 |
Oh My Dear sweet 'Deer, You finally wrote a poem to me! I'm so flattered. (LOL) ebm |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
quit'cher talkin' 'bout me! Always true to form, always our 'Deer! |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Ida....don't we all!!!! Dakota...your comment makes mine...thank you! Martie...drama kings? No, men like that are called horse's patooties!!! JerryPat...couldn't we all!! Eusta....my pleasure! There will be more to come Sunshine...you are as far away from a drama queen as a female can get!! (but you ARE a queen!) |
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