So it was just a bummer day that left me feeling sad.
So many things had happened to me. All of them were bad.
I went down to a local bar and ordered me a drink.
I didn't want to talk to anyone or even think.

That bully Toerag grabbed my glass and downed it in one gulp.
Now, normally, I'd go ahead and beat him to a pulp
But I just started crying. That had been the final straw
While Toerag said, "A grown man crying? That's against the law!"

"I've had a bad day, twit with ears. I showed up late for work
Which caused my boss to fire me, calling me a dumbass jerk.
I went out to the parking lot and someone stole my Ford!
No car insurance. It was something I could not afford."

"I took a taxi home and left my wallet in the seat,
And stepped out on some vomit some drunk spewed out on the street.
I found my wife in bed with some guy I'd not seen before
And screamed as my dog bit me as I headed for the door!

" So I thought, "Ah, to hell with it" and brought myself in here.
I had a poison pellet and I dropped it in my beer
Deciding it was time for this old worthless life to end
But now I'm feeling better. Tell me - how YOU feeling, friend???"