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How to Deal With Life's Little Issues
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How to Deal With Life's Little Issues |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
For those days when some folks push your buttons my friends, individual outcomes may vary... depends. I myself chose to be sensitivity trained which allows me to keeps my emotions constrained for considering what is most likely at stake, that had better be milk you just put on my flakes! It's imperative one keep ones' anger in check and treat all with sincerity, truth, and respect. Anger management skills which are so finely honed come in handy when jerks start right in throwing stones. Something will hit the fan, there's an excellent chance, 'cuz that minefield you stepped in ain't no place to dance! Of course last, but not least, we have the "social graces" a great sense of decorum to cover all bases which will make us appear as all-knowing and sage when some dumb S.O.B. starts to rattle our cage, I count ten and remember that God has a plan... after that, I'm afraid, it's let God help the man! |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(chuckling) remind me not to test your anger management skills sir.. nicely done.... |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Cpat, Thank you, lol. The inspiration for this came to me the other day after I just finished mowing my lawn after a twelve hour day, and some completely insensitive moron decided to throw his empty juice bottle right in my front yard. He was quite fortunate that I did not see him do it as I don't believe a "poetry reading" would have been what he got. Doc |
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katahdin Senior Member
since 2010-07-01
Posts 1196ME. In the Shadow of the Mt. |
Enjoy reading your poems. Made me laugh! The guy is lucky he only got a poetry beat-down! LOL Kat >^..^< |
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Loveandlaughter Junior Member
since 2010-07-24
Posts 13 |
"That had better be milk you just put on my flakes!" <--- priceless |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
katahdin, Thank you, for what it's worth, that's my little contribution to this site, to try and make people laugh. Doc Loveandlaughter, Thank you, it's not always easy to convey the message and sidestep the actual phrasing, lol. Welcome to Passions, we all hope you enjoy your stay. Doc [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (07-26-2010 02:30 PM).] |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Your "little contribution" always works on me - I laughed. I hate garbage throwers with a passion - you handled it well by putting your feelings into poetry ... and, of course, making me laugh. Thank you, Doc M. A |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
Refreshing take on anger management. Tell it like it is, Doc. Ida |
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The Sky is Imagination Junior Member
since 2010-07-09
Posts 25OK, US |
"I count ten and remember that God has a plan... after that, I'm afraid, it's let God help the man!" <--- I love that line. The trash thrower better not come back or he's in for a surprise lol! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Alison, Thank you, it took me a while to find the humor in this situation, sometimes you really have to look hard, and of course being a little nuts doesn't hurt. Doc Ida, There was a time I would have discussed this with a baseball bat in my hand, but they've taken the fun out of everthing these days, lol, so now I just use my pen. Doc The Sky is Imagination, Glad you enjoyed it. Welcome to Passions. Doc |
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