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Open Poetry #46

Michael Jordan's Roomies

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2010-06-10 09:48 AM

Balladeer, Mike and Toerag
They were bachelors three,
'Deer and Toe were unemployed,
Getting housing subsidies.

They lived with Michael Jordan,
The athelete of fame,
'Deer likes Michael's underwear,
(The ones without the stains).

Balladeer was getting bored,
Decided to find some work,
This wasn't going to be easy,
Few offer jobs to jerks.

Sure enough he found a job,
Had to be at work by eight,
Told Toe to wake him early,
Couldn't show up late.

Toerag told tall Michael,
"Let's trick that Balladeer,
We'll paint his face all black tonight
From fireplace wood that's seered."

They did their deed and woke him late,
"Get up old Balladeer!
Get dressed and run, it's almost eight,
You'll lose the job we fear."

Balladeer threw on some clothes,
Then ran right out the door,
No time to shave or shower,
He had his Yugo floored.

He got to work, (all painted black)
His boss looked up and said:
"Who are? I know you not?
I think you are brain dead."

"It's me the guy you hired
Remember late last night?"
The boss said, "No, you are not him,
The guy I hired is white!"

'Deer went home, looked in the mirror,
Said, "That stupid-ass Toerag,
He woke the wrong damn person,
And I wanted that job so bad!"

easy1
Senior Member

since 2010-05-22

Posts 1209
Southeastern USA

1 posted 2010-06-10 12:01 PM

Is that a map of Asia on his cheek?

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2 posted 2010-06-10 09:08 PM

Yo Toerag,

Cousin Mike would never pull a trick like that.

Bobby

Amaryllis
Senior Member

since 2010-05-20

Posts 1306
Mi now

3 posted 2010-06-10 09:21 PM

That`s what I look like when I do my beauty mud-mask~! (No wonder my husband runs off fishing when I do a facial...)

lol
Funny stuff, Toe
~A

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 2010-06-11 12:53 PM

LOLOL... I never know what to expect from you... but I know I'll enjoy every word! LOL

Tell Bal I've got a job for him... these Texas sized mosquitos need to be in a rodeo and not on my balcony! LOL

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