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Here at Passions, We Have Toerag
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Here at Passions, We Have Toerag |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Samson had Delilah Who betrayed him with her spiel. Road Runner had Coyote out To have him for a meal. Holmes had Moriarty As his ever-present foe. Batman had the Joker... Here at Passions - we've got Toe. Mighty oaks have dry-rot, Orchids get a fungus. That pales by comparison To what we have among us. Heads of hair have bald spots We comb so it doesn't show. Titanic had the iceberg.... Here at Passions - we've got Toe. Ain't it strange how Mother Nature Loves to mix and match? Throw a fly in every ointment Just to see us scratch? Oceans have pollution. Dogs and cats come down with fleas. What we have is so much worse Than any one of these... Tweety had that "puddy tat" To fill his life with woe Riding Hood had big, bad wolf.. At Passions - we've got Toe!!  |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Just like Minnie has her Mickey, And ole Chip his Dale. The Captain has Tennille, And a hammer has a nail! I guess we're pretty lucky That poetry is your bag, What on earth would we do Without Balladeer and Toerag?  p.s. Nope, I counted nothing! |
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Mary Anne New Member
since 2010-05-27
Posts 9TX |
Your sense of rhyme and humor is unmatched, anywhere...can't wait to see Toerag's response to this one. LOL! |
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Amaryllis Senior Member
since 2010-05-20
Posts 1306Mi now |
Houston, we have a Toe.. lol, Balladeer! So well-written, even off-the-cuff and tongue-in-cheek..! We are humbled by your wordsmithing..  . ~A .  [This message has been edited by Amaryllis (06-09-2010 12:29 AM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
And thank God we do! *S* |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Oh, thankfully so We must have our Toe For lacking presence We’d fail in balance Toe Yin hemisphere For Yang Balladeer "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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Kethry D Member
since 2010-04-12
Posts 64Australia |
Yes! What's a battle with everyone on the same side. A poet must leave traces of his passing not proof. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
If you didn't have your "Toe" You'd stumble with words, you'd have nobody fun to pick on and be mean to, LongJohn stays in bed with Lorelei all day, just what would you do for kicks? You don't have a woman, (haven't had one in years), your blow up doll has deflated, you got that Cialis that guarantees you four hours of erection, and you sit around and wonder what you're going to do with the remaining 3 hours and 58 minutes. Yassee? Yassee how important it is to have Toe? |
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Amaryllis Senior Member
since 2010-05-20
Posts 1306Mi now |
ROFL Toe! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
True enough, lugnut. Passions without Toe would be like a Mexican without a pinata...we're GLAD you're here!!  |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Ain't it strange how Mother Nature Loves to mix and match? Throw a fly in every ointment Just to see us scratch? You certainly keep us smiling Mike but I'm sure Toe can take it. Lindsay |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
"You don't have a woman, (haven't had one in years), your blow up doll has deflated, you got that Cialis that guarantees you four hours of erection, and you sit around and wonder what you're going to do with the remaining 3 hours and 58 minutes. Yassee? Yassee how important it is to have Toe?" Oh thats just wrong... (lol) Sorry Balladeer, the man does have jokes doesn't he? ha Don't get mad at Toe though, the last breast he felt was at KFC! You guys are rendering me Hilarious lol |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Nah, his son's mastiff is writing the material..Toe just types it in. Last breast ar KFC.....I like it! |
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