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Open Poetry #46

How to win the Afghan war

Dadygoose
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since 2010-01-01

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A Communist country

0 posted 2010-01-16 02:03 PM

How to win the Afghan War

We have to get a good Afghan to make one Afghan,
That makes 2 Afghans.
Then have each of these Afghans make 1 Afghan.
That makes 4 Afghans.
Then have each of these Afghans make an Afghan.
That makes 8 Afghans.
Then have each of these Afghans make one Afghan.
That makes 16 Afghans.
Then have each of these Afghans make one afghan.
That makes 32 Afghans.
Then have each of these Afghans make one Afghan.
That makes 64 Afghans.
Then have each of these Afghans make one Afghan.
That makes 128 Afghans.
Then have each of these Afghans make one Afghan.
That makes 256 Afghans.
Then have each of these Afghans make one Afghan.
That makes 512 Afghans
Then have each of these Afghans make one Afghan.
That makes 1024 Afghans.
Then have each of these Afghans make one Afghan.
That makes 2048 Afghans.
Then have each of these Afghans make … …
That’s as far as I can count with my fingers …
But it should be enough to win the Afghan war;
But we have to make sure they are good Afghans not the bad Afghans.
You can tell the good Afghans because they are so bad.
And you can tell the bad Afghans because they are so good.
See how simple this is?

Nurse! … Nurse! … …
Is it morning or night? … …
Is it morning or night? … …

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