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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2010-05-14 08:01 AM

Nature calls to us each fall,
To every creature, large and small.
Leaves change colors thru-out the land
Where God has laid his fruitful hand.

Then one day last fall I found,
A place of beauty all around,
And there behind a tree so tall,
I had to answer "Nature's Call"

__________________________________

His girlfriend lost 300 lbs
Can you imagine that?
No exercise or diet plan
To rid that useless fat.

The feat was very easy
It all came from her "rear"
All she had to say was:
"Hit the road Balladeer."

[This message has been edited by Toerag (05-14-2010 08:32 AM).]

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

1 posted 2010-05-14 08:49 AM

Besmirched once again...speaking of weight, some people are just gluttons for punishment.

Be seeing you soon

LeeJ
Member Patricius

since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

2 posted 2010-05-14 09:11 AM

LOL....you guys are such a hoot...
love this...thank you for the morning smiles

me thinks Balladeer has a reply for you, coming soon....LOL

Martie

Moderator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-09-21

Posts 28049
California

3 posted 2010-05-14 01:43 PM

I see you haven't lost your Toeness...that's a good thing for a smile.

threadbear
Senior Member

since 2008-07-10

Posts 817
Indy

4 posted 2010-05-14 04:27 PM

I've been told, many many times,
that if I want to rid myself of 20 pounds of ugly fat
to just cut off my own head.
But I never heard anyone, till now,
come up with a solution for
THREE HUNDRED POUNDS!
Just set 'Balladeer' out with the trash.
It comes on Mondays.
Jeff

nakdthoughts
Member Laureate

since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

5 posted 2010-05-14 05:25 PM

smiles and hugs

M

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

6 posted 2010-05-14 05:47 PM

threadbear.....do you know what a 'blivet' is? That's what Balladeer is....it's 300 lbs of 'b.s.' in a 250 lb capacity bag.....if he took a really strong laxative we would have to send his clothes home, there'd be nothing left. LOL

thanks for all the replies gang....

OldBuddyOldPal
Member

since 2008-12-15

Posts 87

7 posted 2010-05-15 04:33 PM

oh my....

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

8 posted 2010-05-15 05:40 PM

And I thought it was a bear that had left his business card on the other side of that tree. You might want to be more careful where you leave such indignities. Although, I see you’re not above dropping a load no matter where you go. Talk about shedding pounds.

Hope all is well in your neck of the woods.

"We'll chase them like rats across the tundra."

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