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Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2011-10-12 08:49 AM

I went to my psychiatrist
to get my psych report
and since I often dress this way
I wore saran wrap shorts

My shrink, he takes one look at me,
with no ifs, ands, or buts,
and says "Doc Moose, I'm sad to say,
I clearly see your nuts!"

jwesley
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-04-30

Posts 7563
Spring, Texas

1 posted 2011-10-12 09:25 AM

LOL ... glad I'm NOT your psych!!!

j.

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

2 posted 2011-10-12 10:36 AM

jwesley,
Thanks, lol, after that I probably need to find a new shrink.
Doc

JL
Member Ascendant

since 2004-04-01

Posts 6128
Texas, USA

3 posted 2011-10-12 11:22 AM

Well, if that is all he could see, then you need something other than a shrink...
(((???)))

JL

Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself.
Maranatha!

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

4 posted 2011-10-12 12:55 PM

JL,
Lol, it's just that other parts of one's anatomy don't work into the punchline as well. Thanks.
Doc

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

5 posted 2011-10-12 01:37 PM

LOL... You give a whole new meaning to seeing the shrink! LOL

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

6 posted 2011-10-12 04:55 PM

suthern,
Thanks, lol, and as they say in the movie business, "that's a wrap" (wince).
Doc

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

7 posted 2011-10-12 06:51 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! That cracked me up! I'm still chuckling. Oh my that was a great laugh. Thank you so much you nutty Moose.

Lori

Margherita
Member Seraphic

since 2003-02-08

Posts 22236
Eternity

8 posted 2011-10-13 04:16 AM

... for slimming purposes?!

Shrinks have their phobias ... the cure is always reciprocal!

Good one!

M

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

9 posted 2011-10-13 09:59 AM

Lori,
Thank you, if'n you're laughin', I'm doin' good.
Doc

Margherita,
Thanks, lol, now why did I just get a mental image of a porpoise wrapped in cellophane?
Doc

Michael

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Member Rara Avis

since 1999-08-13

Posts 7666
California

10 posted 2011-10-13 01:41 PM

rofl... this is a true classic. thank you for the laugh, a great way to start the day.

Michael

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

11 posted 2011-10-16 01:26 PM

Michael,
Thank you m'friend. Knowing that I have made someone smile or laugh is truely rewarding. Be well.
Doc

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