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Daddy Goose38
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since 2010-09-04

Posts 430
obama's a rice paper tiger

0 posted 2011-09-03 12:16 PM

See how Simple This Is?

Did you know that they invented ties in Thailand?
It’s true!
Before Thailand there were no ties,
So people could not go to any tie events.
It was terrible.
Then Thailand came along.
They wanted to look really nice in Thailand,
So the
ties invented ties.
So, before, there were no ties;
But now, because of Thailand, we now have ties.
See how simple this is?

Did you know the Incas invented ink?
It’s true.
Before the Incas there was no ink.
So people didn’t have a way of writing things down.
Then the Incas came along.
The Incas wanted to write things down too,
So the Incas invented ink.
And so, before the Incas there was no ink;
But now, because of the Incas, we now have ink.
See how simple this is?

Did you know they invented grease in Greece?
It’s true.
Before Greece there was no grease,
So nobody cooked anything with grease.
Then Greece came along.
They wanted to cook with grease in Grease
And they invented grease.
So, before, there was no grease;
But now, because of Grease we now have grace.
See how simple this is?

Did you know they invented Thanksgiving in Turkey?
It’s true.
Before turkey there was no thanksgiving,
So people had to work on Thursdays
And could not watch football.
Then turkey came along,
And because they didn’t like working on Thursday,
They invented Thanksgiving.
And so, before, there was no Thanksgiving;
But now, because of turkey, we now have Thanksgiving.
See how simple this is?

Did you know they invented food in Hungry?
It’s true.
Before Hungry there was no food.
So people had to eat other things,
And there were no Grosser-ie stores.
Then Hungry came along
And, because they were hungry in Hungry
they invented goulash.
So send food to Hungry but bear in mind
That no matter how much food you send,
They will always go to bed hungry in Hungry.
Why do you think the Japanese have a diet?

Did you know sunshine was invented by Sunshine?
It’s true.
Before Sunshine there was no moonlight
No sunrise, no Earthshine, no night.
But now, because of Sunshine,
Everything’s going to be all right.
See how simple this is?

So let the Sun shine in!

Jaime

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

1 posted 2011-09-03 12:42 PM

Too cute silly Goose. Hugs
Lori

Sunshine

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Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

2 posted 2011-09-05 12:23 PM

Simplicity in all of the best ways, Jaime.
This is charming!

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

3 posted 2011-09-05 01:51 PM

Jaime, this truly is charming. You made me laugh and you kept a smile on my face. What a way to start my day. Thank you, dear friend.

Ali

Daddy Goose38
Member

since 2010-09-04

Posts 430
obama's a rice paper tiger

4 posted 2011-09-05 01:59 PM

Yes Ali, and I forgot to add for the laughter of Alison when I said that they invented ties in Thailand. hehehehehehe.
Have a gentle day.
Jaime

ebonygirl
Member Elite

since 2011-07-14

Posts 2000
California U.S.A

5 posted 2011-09-05 11:05 PM

Enjoyed,
Ms. E

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