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Lori Grosser Rhoden
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since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

0 posted 2011-08-29 01:53 PM

Looking for my elephant
in a cherry tree
He painted his toenails red
so he is very hard to see
He wasn’t in the refrigerator
just his footprints in the Jello
wouldn’t you know
So I decided to build a trap
and catch him that way instead
First I dug a great big hole
threw in some ashes
and around the top
a ring of peas
Patiently I waited
for my elephant
to come and take a pea
and when he did
I kicked him
in the ash hole
victoriously

LGR©8/29/11

JerryPat2
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since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

1 posted 2011-08-29 02:14 PM

Oh jeez. Now you are a comedian, and a damn good one at that. Your talents are sprouting all over the place.

~ I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ~

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

2 posted 2011-08-29 02:16 PM

Don't worry, I'm not quitting my day job. LOL
Lori

JerryPat2
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since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

3 posted 2011-08-29 02:33 PM

Har! Har!

~ I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ~

Daddy Goose38
Member

since 2010-09-04

Posts 430
obama's a rice paper tiger

4 posted 2011-08-29 03:10 PM

What a strange, strange one this is Lori Dear.
ButI did find the answer in the refrigerator.
Dunno if that helps :------)
Jaime

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

5 posted 2011-08-29 03:17 PM

You're bringing this one tonight, right?

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

6 posted 2011-08-29 03:20 PM

Jaime, thanks for the read. Yes this isn't my usual fare but Doc Moose is having too much fun with his puns. I wanted to play too!

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

7 posted 2011-08-29 03:44 PM

Hear, hear! And, har, har! I for one am glad you did, they do say humor is contagious. Who's next, lol.
Doc

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

8 posted 2011-08-29 03:59 PM

Are you going to be there Sunshine?!
___________________________________________
Hey Doc! I'm sure you know laughter is the best medicine!
Lori

Sunshine

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Listening to every heart

9 posted 2011-08-29 04:31 PM

Yep!

JL
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since 2004-04-01

Posts 6128
Texas, USA

10 posted 2011-09-02 01:10 PM

JL

Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself.
Maranatha!

vergie
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since 2011-09-02

Posts 8
Hiding inTexas

11 posted 2011-09-02 03:31 PM

I didn't know poems could be so funny. Mine aren't. Maybe later they will be.

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