A Chrithmath Sthory Stharring Balladeer

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Open Poetry #47

A Chrithmath Sthory Stharring Balladeer

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2011-07-31 08:01 PM

Well folks by now you all have heard
the "Christmas Story" tale
But there where things they never told
to which I'll now avail
my faithful readers, for it seems
again one "Balladeer"
would seek to toy with my fine art
as I have posted here.

'Twas he who stuck his tongue to post
of metal , oh so cold.
The firemen did what they could do,
and yanked, or so I'm told
the poor lad's tongue right out his mouth
so he had to resort
to writing what the feeble call
some poetry of sorts

Both, ooch and ow, that's gotta hurt
gol' dang it, darn that smarts.
Or, as we say it down to home
protect them tender parts.
'Cuz one's a'apt t'never know
when wit is gonna strike
And it may well just hit you in
some place you do not like.

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

1 posted 2011-07-31 08:30 PM

LOL! What a hoot! You two are something else! Loved it!
Lori

Marilyn
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since 1999-09-26

Posts 2621
Ontario, Canada

2 posted 2011-07-31 09:08 PM

Balladeer?

My Balladeer?

You can not mean the same
He crafts with words
the flowing verse
so fitting to his name.

Balladeer

Administrator

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

3 posted 2011-07-31 09:54 PM

Thank you, Marilyn! I can always count on you!!

Moose, you don't really want me to pull out the Red Ryder BB gun, do you?

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

4 posted 2011-08-01 08:18 AM

Lori,
Thanks lol, I'm glad yopu're sticking around for some laughs.
Doc

Marilyn,
"Flowing verse", oh, so that's what some of his ramblings are called now, lol.
Doc

Balladeer,
Actually, that's quite well spoken for thumbone with a thore tongue, lol. Oh yeah? Well, I double triple dog dare yuh (again).
Doc

[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (08-01-2011 12:24 PM).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

5 posted 2011-08-05 08:21 AM

I'll be lisping all day... but it's worth it! LOL These striking wits are more dependable and warming than matches! LOL

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

6 posted 2011-08-05 09:43 AM

suthern,
Lol, you obviously are a lady with highly refined poetic tastes.
Doc

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