Open Poetry #47 |
Breakfast @ Balladeers |
Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Once more Doc got his feelings crushed When "Deer" didn't care for lunch Yep, not one little "That was good" or maybe "Thanks a bunch" Not one to give up easily Doc knocked on "Deers" front door He brought some eggs, some fresh OJ and some alms for the poor Reluctantly "Deer" let him in and showed him to a seat "I thought you mentioned breakfast Doc so what'd you bring to eat?" Well, Doc tripped on his way to sit and broke off two chair legs He spilled the orange juice on the alms but didn't break the eggs "I thought I'd fix us omelets "Deer" thank god I've saved the eggs" "I'm really sorry 'bout the chair but this, forgiveness begs" "You see you cannot make alms wet without breaking a few legs" |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
You're just having too much fun now, Doc! Thank goodness, because it's almost too hot for humor, but for some reason, you bring out the laughter in all of us! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Sunshine, Thanks, Lol "too much fun"? Between Balladeers' pungent, er, poignant replies and the absurdity of some of these puns, I'm having an absolute laugh riot. I'll try and blow you some "cool". Doc |
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ebonygirl Member Elite
since 2011-07-14
Posts 2000California U.S.A |
LOL Thank you for your humor, ebonygirl |
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divine chaos Senior Member
since 2006-07-09
Posts 617dancing 'neath the moon |
LOL Doc! been loving reading you and Bally, keep going! you two make me smile At the end of the day when all is said and done. I can stand proudly with my hands on my hips and say "I think I have super powers" |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I agree with all....it's laughable |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
ebonygirl, Thanks, I have no idea how long this might continue, but I'm guessing it may go on until we run out of sayings to butcher, er, play with. Doc Aw, c'mon Balladeer, after all, here I've brought you breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Damn man, I'm thinking you just don't appreciate me. Doc Oh, Divine One, Thanks, I'm afraid you may have caught me at my best (such as it is). I hate when that happens, it's usally better to ease into my humor, lol. Doc |
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