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You Can Call Me Honey
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You Can Call Me Honey |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050
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Oh well, the weekend is done. They go in such a flash don’t they! It’s around 8:30 am mundane morning. Get it ? Yeah I know, clever. You’re welcome. Well I don’t have to get ready until around 11:00 am or so since I don’t leave for work until around 12:30pm. so I’m thinking I’ll write something since thats what I'm good at, is boring and just utterly annoying others with my silly and non sensical ponderings. Yes, you can thank me later. I’m glad I amounted to something special, yay me!! What can I say It’s what I do, not good mind you, but nevertheless, it keeps me busy and it doesn’t hurt anybody, well except for those who actually read my scribbles but then you should know by now not to read them if everytime you do it makes your guts want to wretch and your soul want to roll up into a ball and just weep uncontrollably. And then, some people actually like pain, and to those I say again, you’re welcome, it’s the least I could do to help you out. I know, I know, I’m thoughtful like that. Oh well, thank god I don’t have to read them! Okay, so much for all that jibberish, time to get down to the meat subsitute and potato flakes. You guys are expecting to read something with at least a hint of substance, no? Now why would you have to go and expect that for ? You think this stuff is easy wheezy macarooni cheezy? Well so far it is because I haven’t even written anything yet. It’s just my fingers stretching, getting a little warmed up. In fact, I may even still be asleep, who knows ? Wait, hang on a second… let me slap myself across the face… Whap !! Ohh crap !! No, I’m awake alright, in fact, I’m quite certain of it even! Well anywho, I’m just a little groggy from all the festivities of the weekend, but then, so is the sun, from all Its fun and frolic. I think it’s considering calling in sick today, it seems kind of droopy like its in a haze, but it can’t because it’s fever is too high. But the world, is still whirring around, well at least it is according to this little bee who is whizzing in circles around me right now as I’m watering the flowers gossiping about some other guy who was in a B movie or some such hooey who is after, his lady bee. I think he calls her honey, or Bea Arthur take your pick, he’s original that way, just like me, I’m thinking I should probably just be minding my own beeswax though as i go to flick him away from me which didn’t sit to well with him as he starts dive bombing me about the face and neck with this mean little look on his mug, his stare all scrunchy with those big eyebrows forming a v above his red eyes, his teeth all to one side in a kind of stingy grin that make his cheeks red against his yellow and black striped shirt and pant ensemble. I tried swatting him one more time and the little brat he ended up, stinging me! OooOoowwuu! The little booger! That little Son of a B even! Really? was it that bad that he had to use up his whole life just on this? Now I feel bad. I don’t know maybe he was a wannabe hero or something, maybe he wanted to be an astronaut or something like Buzz Aldrin. I don’t know. Sometimes we spend all that we will ever be on one thing, or one person, and they never even, knew it. Well, I’m gonna rub some mud on the wound, and then maybe go play some frisbee, then come home and make a big sandwich perhaps with some, Bumble Bee tuna, and watch one of my favorite movies, with Redford and Newman, what’s it called again oh yeah, The Sting. I think I’ma need more mud though. OooOOoowww. |
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katahdin Senior Member
since 2010-07-01
Posts 1196ME. In the Shadow of the Mt. |
LOL!! Love your ramblings! Kat >^..^< |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Oh you're the one??! lol Thanks Honey, I mean Karen...  |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
Now, that was a fatal love affair for the little B! She was attracted by your moustache and forgot all caution! And you reacted like I would have reacted instead of standing still and let her get to the conclusion that you were not a flower ... Such a nice warming up on Monday you have shared here! You see you ended up sighing and moaning ... but you did bring smiles and that is your good "mundane" action anyway. So, Honey (you gave the permission ...  , you have honored the International Poetry Day with your usual fantastic talent.Love and "muddy healing". Margherita |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Ok, honey, I am grinning from ear to ear. What is that you said again? Hmmmm ... let me think. Oh yeah, I know now. quote: Pretty deep, Richard. What you be thinkin' about anyway. I love this. Can you tell. xoxoxo A |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
*chuckle* B yourself!  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Thanks, "Honey", I needed that! And oh, let nurse Linda kiss your bee sting and make it all better.  You're a hoot and a half, Richard! I've written the odd nonsensical rambling myself! They're quite fun! ~ and easy! Just let the pen do the talking while the brain is on automatic pilot!  Love you, my fellow nut bar! Linda Lou  |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Honeyrita - maybe he thought my mustache was a wooly caterpillar Thanks hon, you're the bee est! |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Honison - actually, lately I've been thinking of you and me sharing some macarooni and cheez with some oatmeal on top, no lumps of course You are such a dear! |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Thanks Serenity, yes, always. You too. |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Linda Lou!! We better skip the kissing remedy, that might give me other severe complications... The next time I need a naughty nurse though, I'll be coming your way. Love, your nut bar lol |
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