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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria 
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Heavy handicap Two eager young golfers went out to the course, They thought it a great way to spend this beautiful day, When a lovely naked young lady ran over the green With a beautiful body and a perfect display. They stood there amazed as she disappeared from sight And both of them wondered just what was the cause, Then three men in white coats followed close on her tracks And charged into the scrub without sign of a pause. Neither of the golfers knew that behind the far fence Was a small asylum for escaped refugees? And this particular young lady quite often escaped, For through nearly any hole she was able to squeeze. They were just about ready to hit off once more When another white coated fellow appeared as if planned, “Hey, please tell us what’s going on,” one golfer inquired? For in each hand he carried a half- bucket of sand. “That naked lady you saw,” the warder gasped out “Escaped through a hole in the fence near the creek And these two buckets of sand is my handicap, For I was the first one to catch her when she got out last week.” Lindsay |
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Oklahoma Rose Senior Member
since 2008-02-28
Posts 1586Oklahoma USA |
Well, I bet those golfers didn't get far in their game. LOL! |
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Rick Member Elite
since 2001-06-21
Posts 2903Victoria, Australia |
Good one Lindsay, I never know what that punch line will be, always enjoy your posts my friend. Rick |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Well, I'll be darned! I'll bet that 'heavy' handicap was well-worth every grain of sand!  See you on the greens, Aussie Man! lol Love 'n a hug, Linda |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Dear Rose, Linda and Rick, thanks folks for your kind comments, They are always appreciated, Take care. Lindsay |
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