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Kissin' 'Neath the Mistletoe
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Kissin' 'Neath the Mistletoe |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
It's not so much the parties, Or the trees and gifts and lights, Nor the gifts that Christmas brings, (Good tide, some cheer-Woolite). It's what we have deep in our hearts, That should mean the most to us. Having friends and family, That makes a great Christmas. So listen up dear ladies, Get into the spirit, Wrap mistle-toe around your waist, So it hangs right-there-next to "it" Then take your loving honey, Say, "Come over here dear boy, Kiss me 'neath the mistle-toe", And then you'll feel joy. |
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YoungatHeart2 Member
since 2008-12-12
Posts 81 |
WOW OH WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Hahahahaaaa! WONDERFUL! Though it makes a man sad to be single on christmas... This is clever as hell. Some people fall in love and touch the sky, some people fall in love and find quicksand. |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
 Boy I've heard of some cheap shots But this one really takes the cake. I bet if I bought into this, It would turn out to be a fake? Although you are a skaliwag, And I know better than to take a bite, I'd still meet you under that mistletoe Especially on Christmas night. Merry Christmas Toe, you sir, are loved!  |
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YoungatHeart2 Member
since 2008-12-12
Posts 81 |
Nice one too Mysteria. teehee |
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amusemi Senior Member
since 2001-12-08
Posts 1262A State of Disarray |
Well! Hmph! This was just too funny! Merry Christmas Toe. |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
Toerag you have found your match! "late" |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
~~laughin~ M |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
You're gonna be alright my son....The ladies love a rogue......... Eric |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
Now that's one gift I would love....  "too bad ignorance isn't painful" |
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Anna Lyzing Junior Member
since 2008-12-24
Posts 11Sugar plums dance, Dreamland |
hmmmmm, I get the feeling there will be a new product on the store shelves next Christmas season, and to think it works for both female and male. The world will never be the same. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I may be an 'angel' ~ but I'm a naughty, earthy one and I loved this! When I was a teenager, my Dad made me a halo out of a wire hanger and from it he suspended some mistletoe! I had so much fun wearing it! I had kisses by the dozens ~ and I could never have too many of them because kissin' is my favourite food!  Toe, you're a naughty boy and this naughty angel appreciates your kinda hoomah!  Have a very merry Christmas, Sir Toe Jam! Love 'n mistletoe kisses, Lindylou  |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I'm there! - I'm there! Merry Christmas Toe Love ya  |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - I wrapped some of that mistletoe around my waist, h'aaaaa, works like a charm... BC |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Irrepressible scalawag With moniker Mistle-Toe-Rag Offers suggestions for a kiss That's guaranteed to give much bliss But for me to hang such "holly" I do fear would be great folly... For one thing I don't understand - Just where am I to get a man? I'm glad to see you're finding Christmas cheer (and tide, woolite, etc... LOL) I hope you continue in the new year! SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
So Toerag got some mistle-Toe And hung it from his belt. Went out to get some kisses Just to see how good it felt. He thought his neighbors would be amused With his "fashion statement of the year". Toe should have hung it from his buckle, Instead of directly over his rear. That ol' Toerag always did have an attitude.... |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Merry Christmas - get better okay? |
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