I know its wrong to evesdrop,
my mama told me so.
But, how else will you ever learn
the things you need to know.

Though occasionally I hear things
that I really shouldn't hear.
Like a conversation recently
'tween LngJhn, Toe and 'Deer.

Now all three were a braggin'
like we often hear them do.
About how often each of them
had the chance to do the "Do."

Well 'Deer said it had been some months
since he could find the time.
"I mean who has the time for sex?
I'm worn out rhyme to rhyme."

LngJhn said he understood
and he could not critique.
But Lorelei demanded sex
no less then twice a week.

Toerag said "you two are old
you must have lost your touch."
'Deer and LngJhn shook their heads
you can't have sex that much!

I have sex almost every night
Toerag was heard to say.
Almost Monday, almost Tuesday,
And almost twice Wednesday...