Open Poetry #43 |
Twas The NIght Before Christmas (At Balladeer's House)..annual repost |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
For those of you that don't know, Balladeer is a rich/wealthy Pest Controller...(he's still trying to find a way to get rid of a pest named Toerag), he has literally hundreds of franchises thru out Florida, (has one Cuban with a flyswatter at each location)...Wishing each of you a healthy, happy and prosperous holiday season and a great New Year.. Twas the night before Christmas And all thru the house, Not a creature was stirring (You can bet not a mouse). Poor Balladeer, Was all snug in his bed, While visions of cockroaches Danced thru his head. Milk and cheap cookies Were left by the hearth, A carton of Pepto Case Santa should barf. All of a sudden He heard such a clatter, He jumped outta bed, To see what's the matter. Up on the rooftop, Santa was twitching, The reindeer were scratching, Shaking and itching. With Balladeer's knowledge, And without hesitation, He knew of the answer: A FLEA INFESTATION!! He ran next store To his sailor-friend LongJohn Got his ex-girlfriend's bathsoap, (Walmart Diazinon) He opened the top, Put it on Blitzen, On Prancer-On Dancer And finally Vixen. (You've heard of Vixen, That reindeer that's blonde, She once had a fling"" With that sailor LongJohn). The reindeer felt better, It was nearly eleven, Santa kept itching "Deer" dusted with "Sevin" Then Santa was off Yelled over his back, "Merry Christmas to all" (by Mistle-Toe-rag). |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
OMG - that is one great piece of writing Toe. Who did you get to write it? lol Nicely done! |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Hey, Toerag, Merry Christmas backatcha. Thank you for the laugh to start my day. Alison |
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inkedgoddess Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-19
Posts 7392Ohio |
You guys are great better over time even *cheers* |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
We need more humor Toe, Thank you. Ida |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
We certainly need more humor, for sure...especially after this dismal offering! You are living proof I'm not very good at my job! May Dursban cookies fill your stocking!! |
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steavenr Member Elite
since 2003-11-17
Posts 4058 |
enjoyed, well, all but the visions of cockroaches, that is...funny, very funny |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Yep... Christmas time is here. *G* It turned cold and rainy, which is holiday weather here in the South... and Mistle-Toe-rag has made his long-awaited appearance. *S* I enjoy this... and the comraderie between you scalawags... more with every passing year. *S* |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
You guys a re a "pick-me-up" for sure and Deer, sure wish I could keep those mice from "stirring" M |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - wonderful write, Merry Christmas to you and family... BC |
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amusemi Senior Member
since 2001-12-08
Posts 1262A State of Disarray |
LOL...Happy Holidays to you all...too funny! |
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