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Can you get laid up in heaven?
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Can you get laid up in heaven? |
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Pantheress Member
since 2008-11-02
Posts 215Queensland, Australia 
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They say if you look in the bible, The word it'll come unto you. Just ask and your questions are answered, in phrases so perfect and true. I went to the preacher one Sunday, a question was troubling me. But when he heard what I wanted to know, he got up and walked out on me. Can you get laid up in heaven? It's something I just got to know. Can you get laid up in heaven, my friend, If you can't , then I don't want to go. Now it may be an asinine question, it may be it's not very nice. But when there's something you just got to know, you look for the best advice. I went to the salvation army. Their kindly assistance is free. There was no screaming, or leaving the room, they simply declared war on me. Can you get laid up in heaven? It's something I just got to know. Can you get laid up in heaven, my friend, If you can't , then I don't want to go. |
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americangothic Junior Member
since 2008-11-11
Posts 45 |
I'm still working on getting laid here on earth ..lol....good piece |
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Pantheress Member
since 2008-11-02
Posts 215Queensland, Australia |
Awww.. americangothic.. You cracked me up, I laughed so hard I cried, Good on you,smiles.. |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Yo Pantheress, Of course you can get laid up in heaven. It's my understanding that if that's what you want to do, then they're all for it. The only thing that you can't do in heaven is go around willy-nilly eating apples when you damned well please. You might check with Adam and Eve on that one. Bobby |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
Well, You've heard about those 72 (or is it 76) (whatever) virgins haven't you? Ida |
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Roniece Dawson-Bruce Member Ascendant
since 2000-01-29
Posts 5689Sydney, Australia |
LOL!!! oh I do like your humor here!!  it is humor right?? LOL!!! love RDB Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight......... |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
I would say if you don't make it to heaven you are screwed..so perhaps you will be ok either way? |
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Pantheress Member
since 2008-11-02
Posts 215Queensland, Australia |
Apples.. You get apples but ya can't eat them? Virgins? You get virgins and ya can't... Naa.. I haven't heard.. 72/76.. Oh pray.. Do tell!chuckles.. Humour?? Come on? Do I sound like I'm joking?smiles.. Thanks to you all for shinning so bright in my world, You make me smile.. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Some worry about getting laid When they go up yonder While others are still wondering If they can get laid down under  |
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Pantheress Member
since 2008-11-02
Posts 215Queensland, Australia |
Hi Dark Stranger.. your poems are so deliciously wicked.. Balladeer the replies on this poem make me laugh, I'm so glad you both called on by and shared your humour,smiles.. |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
I agree with your poem. Hurrah! Some people fall in love and touch the sky, some people fall in love and find quicksand. |
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shortsleeves Member
since 2008-10-19
Posts 125Franklin Tennessee |
I guess it depends on where you think heaven is... Great poem! I appreciate your comment on Diversity as well. Hal |
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Pantheress Member
since 2008-11-02
Posts 215Queensland, Australia |
Hi viking_metal, Thanks for reading my silly little rhyme,smiles.. I'm sure it'll be a grand place to be,smiles.. although I'm not sure if they'll let me through the door,grins.. |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
You can hide in my suitcase. Go team getting laid in heaven! Some people fall in love and touch the sky, some people fall in love and find quicksand. |
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vandana
since 1999-10-22
Posts 10463USA |
enjoyed |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
I sure got a laugh out of this one Pantheress. Great rhyming, enjoyed. Lindsay |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Gee, I really couldn't say. Aunt Mildred was laid up with the roomatiz awful bad last week, and Uncle Henry was laid up with a bad back for purt-near a month last Spring. They're not in Heaven yet, though. Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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Pantheress Member
since 2008-11-02
Posts 215Queensland, Australia |
Your welcome shortsleeves, I like how you write,smiles.. Thanks for taking the time to reply to mine.. vandana thanks for calling in, I'm glad you enjoyed my little rhyme. Hi Lindsay.. I feel that's high praise from you, the poems on life you write are astounding. Oh.. Pilgrimage, I hope Aunt Mildred an Uncle Henry are not still feeling poorly.. I'm sure there's no rush, we'll all find out.. if we get through the door,smiles.. In your suitcase? you pack for the trip?? I thought we where supplied wings for the trip,chuckles.. |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
WIngs and other things... HAhahahaaa... This will get way too dirty for open poetry real quick. Sigh. Some people fall in love and touch the sky, some people fall in love and find quicksand. |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Pantheress - H'mmmmm, isn't there 182 virgins just a waiting? I'm hoping... BC |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Like I said... Haha.... Some people fall in love and touch the sky, some people fall in love and find quicksand. |
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Pantheress Member
since 2008-11-02
Posts 215Queensland, Australia |
Why do men prefer virgins?? they can't handle criticism or competition,grins.. 182? Mmmmm..I know nothing,smiles.. Thanks to all you beautiful people for call by,smiles.. lets keep the party clean..chuckles.. |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
(Like I said...  )Some people fall in love and touch the sky, some people fall in love and find quicksand. |
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Huan Yi Member Ascendant
since 2004-10-12
Posts 6688Waukegan |
. P Actually you may want to be Moslem There according to the imams the men have perpetual hard-ons Bon appétit John . |
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Pantheress Member
since 2008-11-02
Posts 215Queensland, Australia |
Thanks for calling by John,smiles.. A Muslim huh?.. Food for thought,chuckles.. |
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Ethan Halo Senior Member
since 2000-04-28
Posts 793on the roof again |
knowing my luck, if i get promised eleventy hundred virgins, i'd show up to heaven and it'd come true. it'd be a bunch of star trek geeks. male star trek geeks. The soul is oftentimes a battlefield where reason and judgement wage war on passion and appetite. |
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Pantheress Member
since 2008-11-02
Posts 215Queensland, Australia |
Hi Ethan Halo, Male star trek virgins, you have an interesting, active imagination,smiles.. and your problem with that would be??chuckles.. thanks for calling by and taking the time to reply, is great,smiles.. |
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