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Alison
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Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

0 posted 2008-10-15 11:25 PM


Oh, the heresy!
Oh, the depravity!

I am eating moose
and I am not repentant.
I am eating moose
and (gasp!) I am enjoying it.

Off to hell I go
with a full stomach
and a smile.


--

Alison

[This message has been edited by Alison (10-16-2008 01:55 AM).]

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Dr.Moose1
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1 posted 2008-10-16 07:27 AM


Alison,
Lol, actually I've had it myself, and I must admit, we can be down right tasty.
Doc

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2 posted 2008-10-16 09:12 AM


Yo dear Alison,

Don’t feel too bad.  All cloven footed animals are good to eat.  That’s the way they were designed.

Bobby

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3 posted 2008-10-16 02:04 PM


Alison - I acquired the nickname of "Moose" from my father which evolved from "moosie-goosie" - can you believe it?  That's just an aside but I understand your feelings here.  I'm not a very brave eater so hat's off to you!

Helen

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4 posted 2008-10-16 02:31 PM


Thank you Alison for this reconforting poem about moose, I don't know if it is an endangered species, if not, eat it all and good appetite....

yann

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5 posted 2008-10-16 03:57 PM


You're funny!!!  
I know I know, it's an election year.

If eating moose is a sure ticket to hell, I'll probably be seeing you there.

I'll save you a seat around the campfire.

Alison
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6 posted 2008-10-18 12:19 PM


Dr Moose,

I love moose.  They are some of the most incredible animals (and they do taste good too).  And you all have such wonderful senses of humor - nothing like a good moose joke, I say.

Alison

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Thanks, Bobby.  I don't feel too bad, I guess, since I eat it.  Actually, I don't feel bad - was kind of writing tongue (and steak) in cheek.

Alison

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Oh Helen.  I don't see you as a Moose at all.  (laughing here)  They are far too gangly.  I'll eat it for us both, okay?

Thanks for dropping in,
Alison

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yann,

Thank you for reading and - no, the moose is not in endangered.  There is a healthy population of them - and the population is heavily controlled.  Over-hunting is not allowed.

Alison

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Blues Serenade,

Thank you for laughing with me.  I love that you saw the humor in it.  You made me smile and I'll take you up on that offer.

Meet you in hell.
Alison

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