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mdwmr
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0 posted 2008-10-05 05:13 AM


Once Upon a time, in a land far, far away;
Lived a troll name Harry, who lived across the way;

He lived under a bridge and stopped every one that passed;
Telling them the toll for crossing the bridge was to kiss his *ss;

Everyone in the village and far as you can see;
Was starving in their homes, because no one would pay the fee;

One day a Knight rode into the village with Armor made of steel;
Seeing the starving village and wanting it to heal;

They told him of the troll who would not let them pass;
He said “I will save the village and kiss the trolls *ss!”

The Knight rode to the bridge and was back in no time flat;
The village then ask, “Did you kill the troll?",  
the Knight said, “Didn’t think of that!”



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2 posted 2008-10-05 04:46 PM


That great closing last line caught me off 'guard' and I literally laughed out loud! Thanks! I needed that!


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3 posted 2008-10-06 02:35 PM


please tell me that this is a political bedtime story   cool
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