Open Poetry #43 |
Harry the Troll |
mdwmr Junior Member
since 2005-12-21
Posts 10 |
Once Upon a time, in a land far, far away; Lived a troll name Harry, who lived across the way; He lived under a bridge and stopped every one that passed; Telling them the toll for crossing the bridge was to kiss his *ss; Everyone in the village and far as you can see; Was starving in their homes, because no one would pay the fee; One day a Knight rode into the village with Armor made of steel; Seeing the starving village and wanting it to heal; They told him of the troll who would not let them pass; He said “I will save the village and kiss the trolls *ss!” The Knight rode to the bridge and was back in no time flat; The village then ask, “Did you kill the troll?", the Knight said, “Didn’t think of that!” |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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That great closing last line caught me off 'guard' and I literally laughed out loud! Thanks! I needed that! EA |
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steavenr Member Elite
since 2003-11-17
Posts 4058 |
please tell me that this is a political bedtime story cool |
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