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Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

0 posted 2008-09-18 09:00 PM

Bones is half dead
with hunger.

He’s got the throbbing headache,
and his stomach is growling.

It feels like it’s eating itself,
and his legs are starting
to go all wobbly.

It’s a desperate situation.

He’s out on his corner.

A client drives up,
motions him over,
and asks how much.

Bones says:  Thirty bucks
will do it,
if you feed me first,
otherwise it’s gonna be
a “c”-note.

The client takes Bones
to a White Castle,
and buys him three burgers.

Bones wolfs them down,
while the client talks to him.

The client feels so sorry for him
that he gives Bones fifty bucks,
and drives him back to his corner.

Bobby

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

1 posted 2008-09-18 09:34 PM

Bones is a true survivor. I believe you could drop him anywhere on Earth and he would survive.

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2 posted 2008-09-18 09:41 PM

Thanks dear Kacy,

Yes, I think you are right. In truth, the true Bones has been around.

Love Bobby

viking_metal
Senior Member

since 2007-02-02

Posts 1337
In a Jeep, Minnesota.

3 posted 2008-09-18 10:50 PM

You rock. I hope I'm still poetic after I have children....

Bones is my hero. I'll never forget the time he suckerpunched the punk.

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

4 posted 2008-09-19 11:25 AM

Yo Viking_metal,

Thanks for the kind words.

You'll be more poetic after you have children.

Bones says hello.

Bobby

Pilgrimage
Member Elite

since 2001-12-04

Posts 3945
Texas, USA

5 posted 2008-09-19 12:27 PM

I feel for Bones. I would have given him the burgers. But I wouldn't buy his product. Too much chance of ending up like the vendor. Well done--you get me into the situation, get me thinking about it.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

6 posted 2008-09-19 01:47 PM

Thanks dear Nan,

Bones says thanks for the burgers.

You've made a wise decision.

Love Bobby

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