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Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

0 posted 2008-02-27 07:28 PM

The stuttering girl is expecting!
Such a cruel fate because
Before she could say,
"I'm not that kind of girl, Toerag",
She WAS!

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

1 posted 2008-02-27 07:47 PM

An innocent girl who was toothless,
Was sweet-talked by Toerag the Ruthless.
When she tried to say "No!" ~ to the horny old Toe,
He mistook her "No!" for a "Yes! Yes!"

~

[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (02-28-2008 01:18 AM).]

TomMark
Member Elite

since 2007-07-27

Posts 2133
LA,CA

2 posted 2008-02-27 08:16 PM

Can't blame him for not being fully schooled
Can't blame him for taking in only half truth
Can't blame him for year-around non-thinking mood
The dirty toe just wants to mud the gene pool

[This message has been edited by TomMark (02-28-2008 01:17 AM).]

Roniece Dawson-Bruce
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since 2000-01-29

Posts 5689
Sydney, Australia

3 posted 2008-02-27 09:18 PM

LOL!!! you guys are hilarious!! love it!!
RDB

Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight.........

Artic Wind
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 8080
Realm of Supernatural

4 posted 2008-02-27 09:34 PM

ouuu, I am LAUGHING my pants off with all of your little poems!-- Thats too funny for me...

I seems like Linda (EA) has a naughty pen herself!

ARCTIC WIND

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

5 posted 2008-02-28 07:53 AM

'Deer' is really P-p-porky pig,
He's t-teased for his affliction
He has a little t-trouble,
In the area of his d-d-diction.
While w-we go ahead and t-tease him,
and m-make our little jokes
He's g-getting rich and f-famous,
Just saying, "Th-thats all folks!"

Sunshine

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Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

6 posted 2008-02-28 09:28 AM

Robert E. Jordan
Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-25

Posts 8541
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

7 posted 2008-02-28 07:59 PM

Balladeer,

You and Toerag belong together, in the world of mindless money.

Bobby

Oklahoma Rose
Senior Member

since 2008-02-28

Posts 1586
Oklahoma USA

8 posted 2008-02-28 09:02 PM

Very cute!

effjayel
Senior Member

since 2007-09-30

Posts 1474
At the Crossroads of Infinity

9 posted 2008-02-29 12:35 PM

There is no truth in this I fear
In fact I know it isn’t so;
The father is actually Balladeer
Who was masquerading as Toe...

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