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Just Two |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
The officer said to the guy he had pulled over for DUI. "How many drinks?" And what do you think? The guy said, "I've only had two, Ya' gotta believe me, it's true." The cop shook his head and smiled as he said. "Do you really think I'm that dumb, Were those two served in a five gallon drum?" Ida Werrett |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
I wrote this after watching an episode of Cops where this was an actual exchange between a drunk driver and a very funny cop. Ida |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Thanks dear Ida, Never do DUI, I haven't for years--not since I grew up. Bobby |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Dear Ida, I literally burst out laughing at the surprise comical question asked of the sot by the officer. Your muse amuses!  Love to you! Linda |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
haha, dear Ida! This was too cute! Reading the title I thought you had given in and written a love poem ... Such fun, you are a joy. Love, Margherita  |
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XGarapanX Senior Member
since 2008-06-19
Posts 1435Antarctica |
Yes, Everclear with fruit and fruit juices in five gallon drums! ·´~`·»Garapan«·´~`· |
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2islander2 Member Ascendant
since 2008-03-12
Posts 6825by the sea |
Thanks for the laughing Ida, yes indeed JUST TWO means nothing. thanks yann |
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graeshine2006 Member
since 2008-06-03
Posts 368The Prairie Lands, USA |
Crackin' up here. Good one! |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Quite a cute poem Ida my dear, It gave me a big smile. Love to you dear lady. Lindsay |
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