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howardtsu
Senior Member

since 2006-01-29

Posts 678

0 posted 2008-06-04 03:36 PM

dating coach :

                         these young ladies deserve a good greeting ….

howard :

                                          [leans over]

                        Eve, did you get your greeting card

                                    [Eve nods and smiles]

howard :

                        good

dating coach :

                        and that's why we’re holding this impromptu meeting

                        does everyone have their seating?

                        time is fleeting

                        Eve, do you or Howard have any issues that need completing

                                              [meanwhile]

teacher :

                        and this technique is known as completing the square

                        any questions?

                                       [Julie raises her hand]

                        according to this word problem it appears as though Howard was only competing for care

                        because eve wasn’t completing her square

teacher :

                        that’s not entirely true

julie :

                        okay

                        but shouldn’t she have been treating her square

                        with stares of satisfaction that would have been repleting her square

teacher :

                        she should have Julie

julie :

                        what happened?

teacher :

                        sometimes when deleting the time away from  her square

                        things became complicated

julie:

                        could you give me an example

teacher :

                        sure

                                         [erasing the blackboard]

                        let’s say it’s sleeting in Times Square

julie :

                        okay

                        now let’s say Eve and Howard were to travel up there for a romantic getaway despite the bad weather

                        according to the quadratic formula good times could be created if the two lovebirds eating some cereal such as .....

                                  [writing on the blackboard]

                        ...... oatmeal squares

                        at any local diner wasn’t considered cheating

julie :

                        i got it!!!!!!!

                        like  Johnny does when we're playing Four Square

                                             [class laughs]

                        exactly Julie

                                        [back at the meeting]

howard :

                        no we’re fine

dating coach :

                        you sure there’s nothing to declare?

howard :

                        well ….

                                             [looking at Eve]

                                                 [she nods]

                        there is one little thing

                        well what is Howard?

                         remember that spy movie starring Tom Cruise?

dating coach :

                        Mission Impossible

howard :

                        exactly

                        well we watched it and …

dating coach :

                        wait a minute ..

                        you said we

                        but that mission's impossible

howard :

                        not exactly

dating coach :

                        explain

howard :

                        permission is possible

dating coach :

                        how is this so?

                                        [looking at Eve]

                       should i tell him?

                                             [she nods]

                        the poetry submissions

                        they made it possible

dating coach :

                         really??!!!

                                   [they nod together]

                        well, this is good news

                        guys if you don’t mind I’d like to talk to Howard and his muse alone

                                            [bangs gavel]

                                         meeting adjourned

                                                                                                                  love,

                                                                                                                  eve & howard

[This message has been edited by howardtsu (06-04-2008 04:25 PM).]

Margherita
Member Seraphic

since 2003-02-08

Posts 22236
Eternity

1 posted 2008-06-04 06:34 PM

Welcome back, Howard. I enjoyed this write/play, poetry has it in it!

Love,
Margherita

Roniece Dawson-Bruce
Member Ascendant

since 2000-01-29

Posts 5689
Sydney, Australia

2 posted 2008-06-04 11:23 PM

my lovely Howard!! you and Eve have been missed!! sooo good to read you again my lovely poet friend! love RDB

Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight.........

howardtsu
Senior Member

since 2006-01-29

Posts 678

3 posted 2008-06-05 02:39 PM

it's good to be back

thanks margherita

thanks roniece

Roniece Dawson-Bruce
Member Ascendant

since 2000-01-29

Posts 5689
Sydney, Australia

4 posted 2008-06-12 05:27 AM

*bump* Howard this is too lovely to be over missed...

love RDB

Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight.........

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