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serenity blaze
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0 posted 2008-06-03 08:33 AM


I.
I must have some agility
despite appearances of "not"
and I've been told that I have claws
despite the fact I have no paws.
Bloody noses? I survived.
Once I cracked a wisdom tooth.
I lived like that for one whole year
with nerves exposed down to the root.
X-rays showed my rib was bruised
and that my hips are narrowing
"stenosis" was prognosis then
but that was when I trusted "them".
The vets? Those boys will do ya in!

Y'ever see a scaredy cat?

II.
They came armed with chemicals
hypodermically they charged
inducing wars inside of me
and "I" became the enemy!
The armies of my white blood cells
were blinded by the camouflage
steroids marched the battlefield
and they had slain my entourage--
napalmed my bacteria
and left my G.I. tract disarmed.
Yogurt was the magic cure.
(yes, m'friends, "Dinsana" works!)
and for cats? It's mother's milk.

Y'ever seen a yeasty cat?
*shudder at the thought of that*


III.
I've fallen many, many times--
and never landed on my feet.
I can't count the lives I've had
for never once did I concede.
A couple times I waved a flag
but I confess that was deceit
I did intend surrender once
but changed my mind when I agreed
that death is very messy and
since I'm the one in charge of meat
cleaning up my own demise
would be impossible, I think.

Y'ever seen a Prozac cat?

IV.
I'm that cat with one weird eye
and fur too rough from no kind hand
to soothe the ache of want to arch
and smooth my fur along the parts
perhaps a leg of some kind fool
who mercifully lays out some food
for the weird cat with no paws
who cannot even count her lives--
listening to rats who lie
trusting them that say "I'm cat"
sharing rations with the mice
who have learned to say "meow"
taking all my kibbles as I nibble on the bits.

Y'ever seen a cat that dumb?

V.
I do believe that I've come close
judging from the fur I lost
on the wheels of cars on roads
I should not have tried to cross.
A couple times I had "come to"
lying on the curb, confused
I think I drank some anti-freeze--
it's not too bad--it tasted sweet
but not worth the quelch of thirst
I do believe that was the worst
hangover I ever had...
Fearing kindness is a sad
state of mind for even cats:
"Why on Earth did they do that?"
I never did no harm to them.
Once I used thier garden when
I really had to...wince...cat stuff.

Y'ever see a cat chagrined?

VI.
I used to be a real cool cat.
I owned that fence out in the back
My tail stood tall without this bent
crimp (I think it's permanent)
It was Fashion Week and I
could walk that fence like Heidi Klum
but then I had my two good eyes
and I was very lithe and young...
Y'ever see an old cat shrug?
I should have flossed.
I should have done
cat pilates? Like I could!
I tried raw foods--and that was good
until I lost that wisdom tooth--
blue jays? They put up good fight.

Y'ever see a lipless cat?

VII.
I don't regret the lives I led.
and not a drop of blood I bled
I sometimes wish the blood would stop
or at least accomplish clot
and I'll accept what I am not
and parts of lives I have forgot.
Cut the nails that are not claws
and at least give myself "pause"
and learn to purr the gratitude
for that guy who leaves the food
and take a pass on anti-freeze
for a little while at least...
An indoor cat? Might not be bad.
considering the lives I've had.

Y'ever hear a cat bargain?

VIII.
My brother was an outdoor cat.
Had he been left where he was at
he might yet be alive today.
He took too well to "Fancy Feast".
He'd always liked to hunt his meat
before he learned of comfort caged
and boredom was the war he waged
instead of living what he was
a bad ass cat that knew the road
from Mexico to Modesto
disguised as one of them Mondo
folk who were the Bandito...
but that's my brother's tail.

Y'never met a cat like him.

IX.
So I am back, an indoor cat.
Looking out the window at
cars that whizz on by as I
yawn at dawn and close my eyes
wondering which life I'll dream
sleeping with my tail twitching
and still I only eat the bits--
I guess I just got used to it.
Wondering which number is
the number of the life I live
and dreaming that perhaps I can
be the one who gets to "ten".
And someday I'll brave daylight
summon up that old catfight
make a break for the outdoors
get out there and yowl some more
flipping my finger at cars:
'cause I'm the cat who don't have paws.

Y'ever met a cat who can?



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Allysa
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1 posted 2008-06-03 10:08 AM


That was both awesome and hilarious, m'lady.

Much love.

Marchmadness
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2 posted 2008-06-03 11:38 AM


I think you really have to be familiar with the "cat condition " to appreciate this as much as I do, Karen. It is sad but oh, so funny too.
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Susan Caldwell
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3 posted 2008-06-03 11:45 AM


This is truth. Life, laughter and tears.  

I have lived some of it..and some of it is personal to you...

and ALL of it makes us who we are...good, bad and somewhere in between depending on the day.  

My cat sometimes purrrrs and rubs against me and sometimes for no reason, she bites me.  I still love her because she is who she is...even when she licks the walls.

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

serenity blaze
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4 posted 2008-06-03 02:41 PM


Thank you ladies...sometimes laughter is the best meds.

And yanno? Sometimes I get so tired of trying to be so...poetic.

So I enjoyed writing this'n.

It was fun. thank you for stopping in! and purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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5 posted 2008-06-03 03:21 PM


Witty, clever, fun and so very, very well done!
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6 posted 2008-06-03 04:27 PM


VIII Gawd, I love you heart.  I happen to think you are very much a cat like him.
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7 posted 2008-06-03 09:10 PM


What's not poetic about a cat?
They BREED poetry. [Oh, that's right...
you've not read the book yet. ]

quote:
III.
I've fallen many, many times--
and never landed on my feet.
I can't count the lives I've had
for never once did I concede.
A couple times I waved a flag
but I confess that was deceit
I did intend surrender once
but changed my mind when I agreed
that death is very messy and
since I'm the one in charge of meat
cleaning up my own demise
would be impossible, I think.

What I loved about this particular stanza
is that you allow the cat to THINK...

as we know they do.

I once had a delightful argument with some teacher of psychology...he allowed as animals do not think, nor have thought - they only react from instinct alone. [Hello, first clue, instinct is a learned trigger which can be manipulated over time].

So of course, I disagreed - my animals "talked" and one of us were smart enough to learn the other's language.

You've learned it not only very well - but more than that...you learned to interpret.

Thank god for us!







OwlSA
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8 posted 2008-06-03 11:56 PM


Me oh! mee ohh! meee ohhh! meeee owwww meow, meow, meow-meow-meow wow WOW WOW WOW WOW!  This is BRILLLLLLLLLLLLIANT, happy, sad, happy-sad, funnnnnny, clever, POETIC, and meow so Karen!  This comes not only from me, but from Tigger, my tabby, who is a far better judge of being a cat and of cat-talk (though he lovingly says I speak it well too), and he sends many, many admiring meows.  Daisy, my Maltese Poodle asked not to be left out - she speaks cat very well too, but she sends admiring woofs.

What will you do/achieve/create/think/write next!  You are a unique, never-ending source of pure brilliance!

You should publish at least 10 books of poetry a year and another 20 on the things on your mind at the time you are writing.  I often think that so many of your amazing thoughts must get wasted on desert sand and never reach your admiring fans and that is very sad.

- Owl, one of your greatest fans (I won't say your greatest, for fear of starting a war in Pip)

OwlSA
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9 posted 2008-06-04 12:01 PM


Oh, and I meant to say to Karilea - that poor teacher of psychology, how could he be so uneducated!  I am glad you put him right. Smiles.

- Owl

serenity blaze
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10 posted 2008-06-04 06:57 PM


*laughing* I've gotten some funny replies before, and not to mention some really weird e mail, but this one has apparently been inspirational in that regard. (Thank you, most especially Owl, for the e mail)

And in case some of you might not have seen a lipless cat--I thought I'd offer proof. We couldn't figure out what the heck was going on with our cat, Mojo. She was never exactly a beauty in any sense of the word--we chose to keep her because she was weird. (She fit right in with the rest of us.)

But in this photo, she has a bottom lip, but her upper lip had been torn as the result of a fight with one of those aforementoned blue-jays. (I know, because Mojo had proudly brought the corpse to me--a gift. Sheesh.)



Mojo lost her last life under the wheel of a car, so she is only with us now in spirit. But there it is folks, a lipless cat.

Thanks all, for the fun. I do love you all!


OwlSA
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11 posted 2008-06-05 03:23 AM


Karen, I'm glad you enjoyed the email from Tigger and Daisy.  I will tell them both.  

One thing you got wrong is when you said that Mojo had never been a beauty in any sense of the word - it is very apparent from the photo and the description that Mojo is a beauty in EVERY sense of the word.  (Tigger says so too.  If Daisy could see, she would think so as well.)  You DID say thank you for the blue jay, didn't you?  Smiles.  My inevitable animally tears are flowing for her passing, but be assured that she and Flicka, my horse, will have met in Heaven.  He adored/adores all animals especially dogs and cats.

- Owl

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12 posted 2008-06-05 07:08 AM


~you are a brilliant writer, serenity~

~always have enjoyed you~


     

serenity blaze
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13 posted 2008-06-05 09:27 AM


Diana? I just read a quote I thought you might enjoy. It's employed in the book "Forbidden Knowledge" by Roger Shattuck, referenced in the chapter "Guilt, Justice, and Empathy":

"So the animal lives unhistorically...It merges entirely into the present, it knows nothing of dissembling, hides nothing, and seems always exactly what it is, and so cannot help being honest" (Unmodern Observations, 170, tr. Gary Brown.).

I still can't figure out for the life of me who exactly said it, but I do think we both agree on the truth of it. LOVE the animals, babycakes! Hugs!

And a smiling hug to the lovely Belle--I've been looking around for you too, I'm wondering how your Faerytales book is coming. I am completely enthralled with what MacGregor has done with Wicked, and finished Mirror, Mirror as well (you MUST read that if you haven't already--I mean, Lucretia Borgia as the wicked stepmother???)

Great stuff. Anyhow, let me know how your work is coming lady.

Thanks for stopping in.


OwlSA
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14 posted 2008-06-05 09:53 AM


Yep, I certainly love and believe the truth of that quote.  I will tell Tigger and Daisy that you love them.  They will be delighted!

- Owl

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