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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2008-05-16 09:18 AM

Don't like huntin' but if I did
I'd probably miss and shoot a kid.
My aim ain't good, my sights aren't sound
I'm the worst shot in this town.

I've shot some things, didn't like the meat,
(It's so damn hard to cook them skeet)
Can't shoot those birds that we all love
(Olive branch totin-pure white doves).

Those brave dudes that shoot them deer,
With guns so big they have no fear
They put that "monster" in their sights,
Blow off their horns at dawn's daylight.

There's many kinds of deer ya know,
Santa's reindeer, (they love snow)
Impalas out in Africa
They got moose in Canada.

Here on PIP we have one too,
He's so smart he'll baffle you.
He sneaks around and writes in rhyme
That "Balla" deer ain't hard to find.

So if you want a poem to read
Just hunt in here and you will see
"Balla" deer writes in rhyme with reason
Especially when it's "Toerag" season.

He dreams of things when he sleeps
To write about poor Toe
His head is always moving
When he has to "go"..

When he's on the golf course
And aiming for that hole,
He's really contemplating
To stick it to poor Toe.

Marilyn
Member Elite

since 1999-09-26

Posts 2621
Ontario, Canada

1 posted 2008-05-16 10:40 AM

I love when it is open season in PIP. Thanks for the laugh this morning Toe.

Marilyn

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

2 posted 2008-05-16 02:07 PM

This is so funny, Toe. Thank you for letting the rest of us in on the fun.
Ida

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

3 posted 2008-05-16 05:13 PM

You are one sick puppy, Senor Rag.

(maybe that's why we get along

)

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

4 posted 2008-05-24 01:56 AM

Nothin' like sittin' here laughin' all by my lonesome. This is hysterical. Love the graphics too.

A

Claira
Member

since 2008-05-11

Posts 102
British but living in Thailand

5 posted 2008-05-24 02:08 PM

This is brilliant. I love the friendly rivalry between two great poets.

So funny I'm still chuckling.

Claira

Pilgrimage
Member Elite

since 2001-12-04

Posts 3945
Texas, USA

6 posted 2008-05-25 03:16 AM

Now see, the thing about cooking skeet is the marinade. You marinade that in enough vodka and it's plumb scrumptious. As is this poem.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

7 posted 2008-05-25 01:11 PM

Toe,

It's hard to be a victim, eh?

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane,
I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

jody5
Senior Member

since 2005-12-21

Posts 876
California, U.S.A.

8 posted 2008-05-25 03:03 PM

This is really funny! Thanks for the laugh

Hugs Kimberly

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

9 posted 2008-05-26 09:39 AM

Toe, this is truly clever, utterly hysterical, and VERY entertaining!!!

Love those pics of Balla-deer, however, it would appear that all of his successes has gone to his HEAD! lol

Loves 'n laughs,
Linda

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