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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
If you've ever known a counterfeiter, You know of what I say, He installed my kitchen cabinets In just that special way. Then I found the definition Of a "primate" just today, It's what a man does to his wife, To take her credit card away. A lady tried to buy A Plymouth Fury car She only wanted yellow To see it from afar She only wanted yellow The color of sweet corn Nothing else would do This color she adored. She went to Hale's Dodge To buy a Fury yellow Mr. Hale was quite polite, (A friendly kind of fellow). She said: "I want a Plymouth Fury, the color of this corn" He said that is impossible "That color's not the norm." I guess that you could say When out the door she stormed, Hale hath no Fury, Like a "woman's corn". |
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divine chaos Senior Member
since 2006-07-09
Posts 617dancing 'neath the moon |
lmao .. Toe-man, you make me giggle so much  I'm glad to see you posting so often!! Sheli |
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K-K Member
since 2008-03-13
Posts 153Indiana |
Hilarious, I like your style |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ROFLMAO...ahem. Pass the gibberish, please? I could do with another plateful! |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Toe..........! You are a hoot. Hugs BonBon  |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
A great sense of humour Toerag and I like your style of writing, well done. Lindsay |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Yep, read this earlier today and had to read it out loud to some friends. Too funny! A |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Gibberish is my mother tongue, good job Toe, I'm still giggling even after the 4th read John |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Very witty and cleverly written! I bow to you, Oh Great Toe! In other words, "Much enjoyed..." miscellanea |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
LOL Interesting Write ARCTIC WIND |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
"Hale hath no Fury, Like a "woman's corn"." ~ LOL ad infinitum... I should have been prepared for your signature Toe Twist and made sure I wasn't drinking or sucking on anything while I was reading your poem. On occasion, your humorous closings have caused me to swallow a cough drop or spurt my tea onto my monitor screen! Today, it was orange juice!   Linda |
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