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Fairplay
Member

since 2007-01-15

Posts 222
England

0 posted 2007-09-16 03:09 PM

Never trust the fairer sex
They are not fair at all
Caught up in their lair
You’re bound to take a fall

Never trust a woman
They will try to catch yer
They want to be on top
Just like Maggie Thatcher

Never trust a female
If you are just a man
No chance of understanding
In fact….. nobody can

Never trust a virgin
With the sparkle in her eye
No man could bleed each month
Or surely he would die

Never trust a mother
They just sit and brood
After having children
Future sex is rude

Never trust the girls
They are worse than boys
With all their plastic gadgets
Not like men’s real toys

Never trust a lady
That title is a joke
They will call you gentleman
When you are just a bloke

Never trust a Sheila
As through life you blunder
It’s an artificial rumour
They like to be down under

Never trust a bint
In fact just close your eyes
Underneath that war paint
There can be many lies

Never trust a floozy
With that come looks in her eyes
The bulge she likes is wallet
No cares of your demise?

Never trust an angel
They can’t really fly
Bedraggled out in jewellery
With a sparkle in their eye

Don’t even trust this verse
I just wanted to tinker
Though some may take it in
The Lot!..Hook Line and Sinker!

Margherita
Member Seraphic

since 2003-02-08

Posts 22236
Eternity

1 posted 2007-09-16 03:21 PM

No, I don't trust this verse, because you simply are too cynical ...
I, for one, KNOW that Angels fly ...!
Of course sometimes we feel like tossed into a valley of negativity ... may you climb out quickly!

Fairplay
Member

since 2007-01-15

Posts 222
England

2 posted 2007-09-16 04:37 PM

Ahhh caught out by a flying angel.....

Or was that just a bloke tossing her down the stairs....

Eric

sky1er
Junior Member

since 2007-08-13

Posts 16
Peru, currently

3 posted 2007-09-17 01:48 PM

great title. i don't think the poem will win you any girlfriends, but i chuckled.

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

4 posted 2007-09-17 05:50 PM

Sounds like someone from the fairer sex, done did you wrong.

Are you a misogynist wanna be?

Oh, and I have it on good authority that angels can fly! lol

I trust that this was written tongue-in-cheek to stir things up a bit because it certainly wouldn't catch any flies ~ or women.

P.S. I think that it would be prudent for you not to show this to any of the women in your life ~ That is, if there are any left! lol

EA

Bronzeage
Member

since 2007-07-20

Posts 197

5 posted 2007-09-17 10:56 PM

Nobody can say romantic verse is dead after reading this, but the family has been called.

Fairplay
Member

since 2007-01-15

Posts 222
England

6 posted 2007-09-17 11:17 PM

Come on make me smile add your own never trust verse...

Eric xxx

pain is so close to pleasure

spunkygirl
Junior Member

since 2007-09-18

Posts 46

7 posted 2007-09-22 09:27 PM

I actually liked this very much and I think at one time or another male or female we have all felt a little like this

Never trust a gentleman
There's only one thing he's after
After he's got a little taste
You'll see him run all the faster

PoppaLoco
Member

since 2007-09-23

Posts 83
EU, NL, Limburg

8 posted 2007-09-23 06:33 PM

I'm not sure if it was your intention, but in the end I couldn't help laughing. So well put together!! Envy your wit.

Pops

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