U.D.O (Unidentified Disco Object)

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Open Poetry #40

U.D.O (Unidentified Disco Object)

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

0 posted 2007-07-05 03:27 AM

(Here's my popular annual summer re-post for y'all again, to ring in the 60th anniversary of the Roswell UFO Festival; marking 60 years since the crash of a mysterious object thirty miles north of Roswell, New Mexico that continues to baffle experts and generate a cultural debate.

Here's my theory to what that was, LOL! )

U.D.O
By: Noah Eaton
7/9/04

"Boy, this party isn't going as well as I planned,
maybe we should call it a night and kick the can!"
(Oh no, we can't quit on a Friday night,
who will come and set this party right?)

(Hey, look up at the skies!)
What could this be?
Cruisin' down the interdimensional highway,
within free-return trajectory?
Grooving like a quasar,
surfin' on the bow shock wave,
rockin' on UHF,
beyond the Milky Way?

(I've received your distress call,
via transmitter radio,
I have come from Zeta Reticuli,
to get this party going,
I've received your distress call,
I'm here to thaw this party from absolute zero,
I'm the Unidentified Disco Object,
but you can call me U.D.O!)

It's got eyes all around,
flashing rainbow strobelights across the universe,
It's wearing Dolce and Gabbana MeV 2067's,
across two main eyes, star-studded projectors,
and when it laughs and sings,
it winks topaz and breathes solar wind,
speed of love bouncing off the satellites,
backscattering the cosmic whammy-whim!

Hey, get off your icebox soapbox,
and let's do the Hale Bop!
(Hey, that's a great drum solo,
Phantom Drummer of Tidworth!)
I feel the universe expanding,
love moving us at 66,000 miles per hour,
(jump to the moon,
jump to the mirrorball moon!)
.
.
.
(Hey, Cottingly Fairies,
so glad you could drop in!
Hey, Kappa, don't be shy,
everyone's invited at Club Intergalactic!)

(Oooohhhhh, I love your 4-speed Bellatrix,
what do you use, Element 115?)
Oh, actually, I use Element 116!
(Oh, wow!)

(Hey, did you catch the latest episode,
of Allan Hills 84001!)

(KLAS-TV is full of propaganda,
don't you think?)
Yaaaaaaa...I know,
what's with the Hyatt Classification System?
.
.
.
(Hey, look up at the skies!)
What could this be?
Cruisin' down the interdimensional highway,
within free-return trajectory?
Grooving like a quasar,
surfin' on the bow shock wave,
rockin' on UHF,
beyond the Milky Way?

(I've received your distress call,
via transmitter radio,
I have come from Zeta Reticuli,
to get this party going,
I've received your distress call,
I'm here to thaw this party from absolute zero,
I'm the Unidentified Disco Object,
but you can call me U.D.O!)

There's dolphins diving in the Kuiper Belt!
(ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh)
Loveland frogs dipping in Andromeda!
(ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh)
Space cowboys ridin' Hayakutake!
(ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh)
Pleiadians drinking green fireball Tang!
(ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh)
Cherubs riding ghost rockets!
(ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh)
Marfa lights beaming from the galaxies!
(ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh)
Let's take this up a notch, what do you say,
(ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh)
and DANCE THIS PARTY BEYOND OUTER SPACE!
(YEEEAAAAHHHH!)

U.D.O!
U.D.O!
(Unexplained Intergalactic Party Machine!)
U.D.O!
U.D.O!
(Unexplained Intergalactic Party Machine!)
U.D.O!
U.D.O!
U.D.O!
U.D.O!

"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other"

Mother Teresa

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

1 posted 2007-07-05 07:08 AM

Kudos, U.D.O.!!! Let's get this cosmic party started!

Rockin' away past the Milky Way doing the Hale Bop hip hop,

Neener, Neener

Kappa, a Cottingly Fairy

P.S. That is quite a unique ~ and highly entertaining ~ take on Roswell! lol

Linda

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