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Balladeer For President
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Balladeer For President |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
If Balladeer was president, the whole world would be free, Of roaches-ticks and mice and such, (Democrats and fleas). He'd have me as his running mate In case he might fall ill, I'd also be his bodyguard, And provide the house with swill. Hillary would be his intern, Martha Stewart would cook his "feed" Al Sharpton would be his caddy, The Oval office a par three. Scooby Doo's his dog of choice, Always by his side, Bill Clinton his advisor, In case he needs to lie. He'd rid the world of dangerous things, (those termites of mass destruction) His state of the union speeches, Would sound like bodily functions. So cast your vote for Balladeer He has so much to give Besides he really needs a job And a place to live. |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Holy Cow! I thought I was in the Discussion Forum, and for the first time was going to comment  The title alone gave me hives! LOL, great poem Toerag. Now duck, here comes retaliation with a capital "R." |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Hmm, I find it curious that your first two replies are from Canadians! LOL  Linda |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
That's cuz Americans don't understand his English, Linda! Yeah, you could be my running mate, Toe....you running down the street with my Mercedez trying to "mate" you to the front grill. I'm afraid that, for you, "passport" means "gimmee more wine!" Not sure I could have you for a vice-president, even though no one can represent vice better). Perhaps Secretary of the Inferior would suit you better?  |
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