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Apples and Oranges
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Apples and Oranges |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer and Toerag Two poets you'll find here (I use that term quite loosely Cuz my poetry's quite weird). It's like apples and oranges, Both are types of fruit, But we're not alike at all Like dress shoes-cowboy boots. Deer's like an opera singer Toe a lowly rocker, 'Deer' like 'Plac' Domingo I would be Joe Cocker. Balladeer is "spit and polish" I'm just mostly "spit" Deer writes with class-all prim and proper I just shoot the "poop" He's a sack of diamonds, I'm shattered window pane He's laid back, calm and focused I'm just plain insane. I write my "stuff" in minutes (And you know it shows) Deer will think and take his time With eloquence and flow. He's a clean-cut business man With Chinese tailored suits, I'm t-shirts and Levi Jeans With motorcycle boots. His taste in women differs too Though his lady is quite fine, She thinks he's 'toned' and very handsome, (Too bad the poor gal's blind). But I have many lady friends With looks and high I.Q. I have a penis AND a brain Of us there's very few. He has a book of poetry It's on sale at Books-R-Us You can find it in the "Classics" Next to Curious George's Bus I've got a book like Balladeer It's usually in the back It's titled "Equate Poetry" And on the magazine rack. |
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Drauntz Member Elite
since 2007-03-16
Posts 2905Los Angeles California |
always enjoy your poems of laughter. waiting for Deer to fight back. what a show...good fun. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
You might all poke fun at one another... but it's always done with respect!... of a sort...  which usually provides a giggle and snort! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
 You never disappoint, Toe! Entertaining as always! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Gosh, would it be possible to wrap you two guys up into one man! I kinda dig BOTH your types. Besides, if Ball-a-deer doesn't have that male appendage, you could provide what he's lacking in that department! One is all that is needed, anyway!  Lindy Lou |
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ivordavies Senior Member
since 2007-01-10
Posts 739Chester, England |
I think that I have never met a pair of fruits so ripe, and yet their flavour's both are quite distinct and always penned in finest ink. Oranges, Apples, Toes and Deers all bring music to my ears. At last I've found upon this site a sign of life, a litery fight! So second's out, the moments come at last I feel we'll have some fun. I feel a thread could soon appear when folks take sides with Toe or Deer.... |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Nice...Similar to the odd couple...James |
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Jaime Fradera Senior Member
since 2000-11-25
Posts 843Where no tyranny is tolerable |
Answer this in ten seconds. Mary and billy went to the store. Mary bought three apples and Billy bought five oranges. Then Mary cut each of her three apples in half, and Billy cut each of his five oranges in half. Then Mary gave Billy half of her apple halves and Billy gave Mary half of his orange halves. How many apple halves and orange halves do Mary and Billy halve? ... Then Mary threw Billy the rest of her apples, and Billy then threw her the rest of his oranges, then Mary and Billy, and oranges and apples, all four of them started to rot. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Linda, Toe could easily provide the male appendage because he IS the male appendage! A penis and a brain, Toe? I[m sure you do. Unfortunately they both occupy the same space. I can understand your bitterness and defensiveness, Toe. It can't be easily living in the shadow of such a great man for so many years. But there is plenty of need for both of us. Some people like Dom Perignon and some like Don DeLouise. Some people like Shakespeare and some just like to shake spears. Some like caviar and champagne and some like beer nuts a a cold Schlitz. We're inseperable, Toe, the flip side of the same coin where I'm the head and you're the tail. May it always remain so, my pal  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Speaking of "tails" and penis's and brains, did you ever get that big zit taken care of on your butt cheek?..... |
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