I Hope I Die While Laughing

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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

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Ala bam a

0 posted 2007-05-11 07:22 AM

I hope I die while laughing
Since my life has been a joke
I've laughed at life and pain and fear
(Most of my pain from Balladeer)

I pray that I die laughing
What a way to go
What other way would you expect
From a guy named "Toe"???

Perhaps drop dead up on a stage
With a touch from Bennie Hinn
Saves my soul by laying hands
Then drop dead without sin.

His touch is much like Mr. Spock's
A Vulcan's touch will do you in
Both are really science fiction
Spock and Bennie Hinn.

I hope that I die laughing
It will be my final plea
And when I go I hope and pray
That Bally goes with me.

LeeJ
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since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

1 posted 2007-05-11 07:56 AM

Hey Sweetie
good to see you writing again
I've missed you

Deer is certainly going to be spinning with this one

Hugs to ya

Me

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

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Gaia

2 posted 2007-05-11 08:23 AM

what a way to go, laughing all the way,
taking another Pipster comedien with me!

...only I have decided.......
not to go at all!

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

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Realms of Light

3 posted 2007-05-11 08:23 AM

Hmm, that makes sense! ~ You and Balladeer passing at the same time! Then you could entertain each other on the Other Side. Oh, but then we'd be losing two nuts with one stone, so to speak! I think it would be best for us, if you guys went one at a time!

What a treat to see you posting again! ~ and you delivered your humour with panache ~ as is to be expected of a big toe! lol

EA

Martie

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4 posted 2007-05-11 11:53 AM

That would be a good way to go ... with or without Balladeer.

aziza
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5 posted 2007-05-13 06:07 PM

I hope you do too

I love to live smiling
and this poem contributed to
today's smile on my face.

I love to make people laugh
and I love to laugh really deep
from the belly kind of thing.

And I loved your poem.

A

Drauntz
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since 2007-03-16

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Los Angeles California

6 posted 2007-05-13 06:13 PM

very funny!!!!

paullallady
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since 2007-04-03

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Michigan

7 posted 2007-05-13 06:54 PM

this was really cute. And you are right, that is the way to go.

Larry C

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since 2001-09-10

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United States

8 posted 2007-05-13 09:22 PM

I too hope that Toe dies laughing,
And that it's not for many years.
I hope that in the mean time,
He doesn't realize any fears.

But personally I hope that when he goes,
He leaves behind the Balladeer.
Unless of course he writes a eulogy,
In advance of when he disappears.

I hope it's after me that we lose Toe,
For life is much better when he's around.
I'm just telling he truth,
At least that's what I've found.

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane,
I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

hoot_owl_rn
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since 1999-07-05

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Glen Hope, PA USA

9 posted 2007-05-14 07:16 AM

You've been missed here dear Toe

Kethry
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since 2000-07-29

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Victoria Australia

10 posted 2007-05-14 08:19 AM

Let me tell you Toe, if you're listening to Benny Hinn and hoping to take Bally with you you've got buckley's. In case you don't know Buckley's is a shortened Australian expression that was originally Buckley's and Nunn.

a good commitee can decimate communication.

Balladeer

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11 posted 2007-05-14 10:41 AM

Little Toe's come out to play....alrighty then!

Marge Tindal

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since 1999-11-06

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Florida's Foreverly Shores

12 posted 2007-05-14 11:20 AM

It is no laughing matter
that you would dare to go
and leave us here wishing
for more of the poetic show~

But if you must from us depart
I hope it is with a big guffaw
spewed forth from your heart~

LOL ... you kill me~

Now ... go see what Balladeer has to say !!
OH NO ... more laughter for the wake !!

*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~
Email - noles1@totcon.com

Startime55
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Alberta, Canada

13 posted 2007-05-14 11:26 AM

No matter what you can't go...who would get the deer to come out and play while we roll around laughing just to see the fun...A delight to read you again...I love it...*Big Hugs*

SmartChick
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On A Journey To The Unknown

14 posted 2007-05-14 11:34 AM

Uh oh, I bet you will hear from Balladeer, real soon.

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

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Listening to every heart

15 posted 2007-05-14 12:21 PM

Boy, this sure brings back
some good times!

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

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Canada eh.

16 posted 2007-05-14 01:54 PM

It' SO good to read you again Toe!

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

17 posted 2007-05-17 04:30 PM

I've no doubt you'll die laughing
Ever since you were born
You've done your best to put smiles
On all who're sad and mourn

You need no touch from Bennie
To assure where you'll go
For the Lord surely enjoys
His miracle named Toe

I know that you'll die laughing
With or without ole Deer
But please don't go anytime soon
We need both of you here!

It sure is good to see you posting, sweets... just take care of you and make sure your demise is at least 50 years away! *G*

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