Open Poetry #40 |
![]() ![]() |
The Vituperation of the Sevens |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
Jaime Fradera Senior Member
since 2000-11-25
Posts 843Where no tyranny is tolerable |
This refers to the fact that on the seventh second of the seventh minute of the seventh hour of the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh year of the nude linolium, it will be: oh seven oh seven oh seven oh seven oh seven oh seven oh seven. When this happens, the auroras and vibrations, the force fields and combined energies of the sevens will line up, causing a tremendous planetary KABOOM that will be heard all over the Earth. This great BOOM will waken people in the Western and Southern Hemisphere, but not in Europe and Asia since it will already be daylight there. Although it may be enough to scare the living daylights out of them. When this great BOOM of the Boom booms out, all cats will miao in unison, and all dogs will bark at once. All cows will start mooing uncontrollably, and bulls to milk themselves uncontrollably. and all crop circles will instantly grow crops! All birds will stop flying or fly backwards, and all bay leaves will start baying. Why, even Piptalk will suddenly go down, but only briefly, just one second. People should stay indoors ... No, no, people should stay out doors ... No, no, ... I don't know ... Think about the astrological significance of sevens, the seven sisters ... the seven dwarfs ... Think about the seven parts of the body: the head, the nose, the ... uh ... never mind. the seven years of tribulation ... just think of it. What does this mean? The transportation of the sevens ... The perspiration of the sevens ... the conflagration of the sevens ... The remuneration of the sevens ... The vituperation of the sevens ... The canonization of the sevens ... The transfiguration of the sevens ... The fertilization of the sevens ... The translation of the bong ... I mean I mean translation of the sevens. Something is going to happen when the sevens all line up. Just like, at any instant, millions of things are happening everywhere. With some six billions of us, how could it be otherwise? Consider al the things that have already happened. Then add to this all the things that didn't happen. Then add to that all the things that should have happened plus all the things that shouldn't have happened, then you get a figure of about zero zero zero zero zero ... uh ... never mind. What time is it in Indiana? All times are in UTC Southern cross |
||
© Copyright 2007 The Sun - All Rights Reserved | |||
Jaime Fradera Senior Member
since 2000-11-25
Posts 843Where no tyranny is tolerable |
Snifles Ruhu ruhu ... snifles ... I gues nobody likes my poam about the sevens ... ruhu ruhu snifles ruhuh ... I Gess I'll jes have to reply to myself? (hangs head and snifles) ruhuh ... |
||
carter07 Junior Member
since 2007-04-26
Posts 31 |
Love your title! A little wordy but overrall I enjoyed it. Ok, I commented you, you comment me! |
||
aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
Humm, okay, I have to be honest and say this confused the hell out of me. Of course, I am confused a lot. I'll try again after a couple of drinks - that may help me become enlightened. A |
||
Honeybunch Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-29
Posts 7115South Africa |
There is a theory that one's life goes in cycles of seven years each and that some kind of change occurs at the end of each cycle. I enjoyed your excursion through the mystique and magic of the number seven but I'd prefer not to bet on it because sometimes one doen't want to wait such a long time before change occurs. Still, even a long time is a short time when looking back. Helen |
||
![]() ![]() |
⇧ top of page ⇧ |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
All times are ET (US). All dates are in Year-Month-Day format. |