Disbelief (from the Chocolate Monster) unserious

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Disbelief (from the Chocolate Monster) unserious

Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

0 posted 2009-02-01 02:27 PM

Disbelief
From The Chocolate Monster
(very unserious)

The CHOCOLATE MONSTER was flying about the Internet
and these sad words she did hear.

“CHOCOLATE is bad for your teeth and makes you fat!”
And! And!
Not good for your health.
In utter disbelief this made her so sad she fell off her
CHOCOLATE BROOM.
Oh! My! She did exclaim.
CHOCOLATE bad for your teeth here is her solution
Brush after each meal with....
CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE.
CHOCOLATE makes you fat.
Never!
Exercise on your
CHOCOLATE exercise machine and also get lots of fresh air
walking about with vitamin enriched
CHOCOLATE milk.
Her latest research
with a highly educated individual
reveals
DARK CHOCOLATE is very healing for the heart.
Now as this person moves about in their
healthy life style
of
the non-CHOCOLATE world.
The CHOCOLATE MONSTER will continue to spread CHOCOLATE
happiness to all CHOCOLATE lovers
of
the world.

The Chocolate Monster
2/01/09

Suncleaver
Member

since 2009-01-18

Posts 481
Stafford England

1 posted 2009-02-01 02:32 PM

Well written, and I had a good chuckle.

I am a bit of a CHOCOLATE monster myself. :p

Besides, CHOCOLATE is very good for the balance of mood affecting hormones.

Never sigh for a better world, it's already composed, played and told.

amusemi
Senior Member

since 2001-12-08

Posts 1262
A State of Disarray

2 posted 2009-02-01 02:33 PM

What a fun write...love it!...kat

Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

3 posted 2009-02-01 02:38 PM

Hello,
The Chocolate Monster here
Another Chocolate lover in the house
Great
All Chocolate lovers have to unite
and
EAT CHOCOLATE

The CHOCOLATE MONSTER

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