I will sing
of Randy

Dandy Randy
looking for candy

carnivorous and corrupt

always ready
always handy
to make a fruit roll up

You're not that queer
You're not that odd

Running around like
Marquis de Sade

Dandy Randy
a real go-getter

You adored David,
but Rita looked better

You loved Rita,
with all that you had,

but Steve bought a drink
and he wasn't "that bad"

gluttonous gluteus

feverishly free

all "i"s have a dot

uncross every t

twirling, unfurling
in decadent dance

recklessly raunchy
with angst in the pants

Dandy Randy
looking for candy

Whoever is ready

Whatever is handy

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