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Namyh
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0 posted 2009-05-05 11:01 PM


Land of the Beast-666

In town, the sheriff represented the law with a 6 pointed star.
He enforced it with his trusted 6 shooter.
When they bury you, you're buried 6 feet under
and there are 6 pallbearers to carry the casket.
The American flag has 6 white stripes between seven red ones.
There are 6 coins in our money base-penny,nickel, dime,
quarter, half dollar and the dollar.
We speak in 6 tenses-past, present, future, past perfect,
present perfect and future perfect.
There are 6 vowels- a , e, i, o, u and sometimes "y".
There are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour
and 360 degrees in a circle.
And when you get off work, you go and buy your 6-pack. You go home and plop down in front of the 6 sided box called a TV. You click the remote so you don't miss the 6 o'clock news. And when the newscaster's words bristle the hairs on the back of your neck, your 6th sense stands on end as you rotate on a planet that races around the Sun at 66,600 miles per hour !
This "is" the Land of the Beast
and you are in his house.
Welcome home !

Namyh



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serenity blaze
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1 posted 2009-05-05 11:17 PM


y'forgot one.

By age six, in the United States, a child must be enrolled in either a state or private learning facility...with a mandated/government approved state test to ensure that each child is educated according.

Oh.

I didn't think that was a bad thing...*chuckle*

But okay. I just thought I'd throw a pine cone in the fire.

I knew a guy once, who paid his tab at a convenience store and his chamge came to exactly $6.66.

He told them to keep it.

The cashier said no thanks.

Eventually, the total was voided, and my friend bought a candy bar.

None of this makes any sense, but the story made me smile.

Enjoyed.

Namyh
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since 2009-01-20
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2 posted 2009-05-06 01:10 AM


serenity blaze – So glad this put a smile on ya. Thanks for the additional info. Here’s another one of 6 – We usually spend U.S. paper currency consisting of the ONE dollar bill, the FIVE , the TEN , the TWENTY , the FIFTY and the ONE-HUNDRED dollar bill. Thanks for enjoying serenity blaze. Namyh

P.S. – Amazing how our superstitions will make us buy a candy bar to avoid that $6.66 change.

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