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Problem Cured
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Problem Cured |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria 
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Problem Cured Tom took advice from his long -suffering wife, Even though he knew she was a bit of a cynic, As he hadn’t been feeling to well of late, She made him go down to the local Quack’s clinic. As he sat in the waiting room waiting his turn, He was surprised when a Nun came out of Doc’s room, She was tall and quite slim and white as a ghost And on her face was an expression of doom. Being his turn, into the surgery he stepped And then sat down in the Doc’s waiting chair, When the doctor said,“Did you see that poor Nun,” Tom was really surprised as it was not his affair. Now this poor Nun went to see the Doc for relief As she’d had a bad attack of hiccups for a week She had taken a great amount of different pills But nothing would work in her cure to seek Said Doc,“A very grave problem I told her she had And the first question she asked me was what, And when I told her that she was pregnant for sure, She wasn’t, but it cured her hiccups on the spot.” |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Yo LindsayP, Yes, by George, that just might work. This is a cute poem, I like it. Bobby |
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critical mass Member
since 2009-03-25
Posts 275Michigan |
Really funny I like your stories. CM |
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Prasad Nataraj Senior Member
since 2008-05-29
Posts 1149Bangalore,India |
Clever Doc again, these doctors are real smart people. All smiles Lindsay, thanks for the sharing.  "Hardwork pays in the long run" |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
HaHa ~~~ too funny! M |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... I've always heard that a shock or a scare will cure them... guess she got both! LOL Well done, my friend... I enjoyed! *S* |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
love it!!  |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
To my good friends Bobby, CM, Prasad, Maureen, Ruth and Sea, when you are laughing you are happy so that makes me happy too. Thanks for your kind comments and may you all have a wonderful day. I love you all. Lindsay |
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HopeS Member Elite
since 2000-12-22
Posts 4596Perth Western Australia |
Lindsey I just love your sense of humour , smiles across the miles Hope |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
He he yep, that would do it. The crazy thing is, she didn't argue.....Huuuummmm.... Great stuff. Eric |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Nasty habit, those hiccups  |
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Honeybunch Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-29
Posts 7115South Africa |
Thanks, Lindsay, for another chuckle! You never disappoint.Helen |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
To four of my very good friends, Hope, Eric, Balladeer and Helen, I'm so glad that you all had a chuckle, for laughter is the best way to lighten your problems, for it is impossible to laugh and be downcast at the same time. Keep smiling folks. I love you all. Lindsay |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
Very funny poem, Lindsay. Keep them coming We need your sense of humor. Ida |
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