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No, I Do Not Want To Date You
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No, I Do Not Want To Date You |
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XOx Uriah xOX Senior Member
since 2006-02-11
Posts 1403Virginia 
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No, I do not want to date you You're very pretty Of that, there's no doubt No, I do not want to date you I know of your exs 'cause I've heard you shout No, I do not want to date you Your mouth looks like it might drip honey No, I do not want to date you You'll lick your fingers and they'll stick to my money No, I do not want to date you I was told that you'll try to rewrite my songs No, I do not want to date you I was warned that at times you might sing along No, I do not want to date you Most of your body is fake No, I do not want to date you Plastic Barbies so easily break No, I do not want to date you You puffed up your lips and reduced all your fat No, I do not want to date you You neutered your dog and declawed your cat No, I do not want to date you *** |
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k_love_02 Junior Member
since 2008-07-07
Posts 24 |
I like this! Character can be so lacking in people looking for love for all the wrong reasons.... |
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critical mass Member
since 2009-03-25
Posts 275Michigan |
This is a guy thing. and it's really funny from a guys perspective. |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
It's funny from a woman's perspective too. Ida |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I have already been dated. Stamped, spindled and mutilated.  *shaking my head* I just love you yanno.   |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Nice...James |
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Huan Yi Member Ascendant
since 2004-10-12
Posts 6688Waukegan |
. Well this will make you popular . . . John . |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
I bet her tan comes off in the shower too. I wouldn't want to date her either - or him (as is often the case now). A |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Awww. I wouldn't sing along very loud. Okay, I'd clap out of time, too, I admit. And the cat needed declawed, she was sticking to the carpet. Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Yo XOx Uriah xOX, I think you might be on to something here. We wouldn't be good together. I'm afraid your beard might make me itchy. Bobby |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
grin...when caught discussing Pink Ployd ALBUMS, and festival seating, and wince, recollections of the Dating Game, dates you? Nod. I think I've been properly benched anyhow. Meet me at the nickle slots. *laughing* I'll be the one playing three machines--covering two with my rolling walker. |
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