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| Open Poetry #44 |
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A Trip to The Dentist |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria 
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A Trip to the Dentist A rather wimpish young fellow had a severe toothache And went along to the dentist to have it pulled out, The dentist was friendly and bade him to sit up in the chair And said ‘I’ll soon be able to see what your trouble’s about.’ Peering into his mouth he told Jim he could see the offender And so you won’t feel any pain I’ll give you an injection, The young fellow was aghast and said ‘I’m terrified of needles And to let you do that has my adamant rejection’ ‘Well don’t worry then’ said the dentist with compassion ‘There is another way that I can relieve you of pain, I’ll give you some gas and you won’t feel a thing And next time you have toothache you’ll come back again.’ The young fellow gave a groan and turned white as a ghost And said ‘I had gas once before and I don’t want it again, Gas is one thing that I most definitely cannot take Isn’t there something else that will free me of pain.’ The dentist thought a moment and said ‘I could give you Viagara’ Jim said, ‘but will that stop the pain, please tell me the truth,’ The dentist responded by saying that it won’t stop the pain ‘But at least it’ll give you something to hang on to while I pull out your tooth’. Lindsay |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
LMAO! Thanks for the laugh! |
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
good grief that is hysterical!!  |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Yo LindsayP, Poor Jim--it sounds like a kangaroo might be loose in the upper paddock. Bobby |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
OMG! LOL That is so funny, love the ending Lindsay!  ARCTIC WIND |
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Roniece Dawson-Bruce Member Ascendant
since 2000-01-29
Posts 5689Sydney, Australia |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh Lindsay!! you really know how to make us laugh out loud!! this was a great write!! Thanks so much for sharing the laughter with us here...  RDB Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight......... |
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Prasad Nataraj Senior Member
since 2008-05-29
Posts 1149Bangalore,India |
Clever Dentist. Lol. Nice write Lindsay. "Hardwork pays in the long run" |
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Dog Junior Member
since 2009-04-09
Posts 48England |
Lol very good |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
And to think... my dentist just offered me a stuffed animal to squeeze! LOL I was definitely gypped!!! LOL Enjoyed this very much!! *S* |
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k_love_02 Junior Member
since 2008-07-07
Posts 24 |
lol. I needed that on this monday morning! Good stuff!!! Perfectly done! |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
It gives me quite a buzz when I see the names of my good friends, Dixie, Susan, Bobby, Michael, Roniece, Prasad, Dog, Ruth and K love taking the time to read and comment on my poem. I can't thank you enough dear friends for your kind response. I'm glad you all had a laugh. I love you all Lindsay |
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