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LindsayP
Member Elite

since 2007-07-28

Posts 3410
Australia, Victoria

0 posted 2009-04-01 10:00 PM

                 Funny Farm

It was quite a mansion with large wooded grounds,
A fine home for the mentally retarded,
Both male and female happily lived there
And their welfare was quite strictly guarded.

One middle-aged lady was given an electric scooter
And she drove around the grounds with great glee,
It was the greatest gift that she’d ever been given
And it was quite plain for all there to see.

Riding around the grounds on this particular day,
Another inmate stopped her, just to inquire,
I hope you’ve got a license to ride that contraption,
If you haven’t the result might possibly be dire.

Oh yes, she replied and searched in her bag
And handed him am old faded tram ticket,
Here it is Bill, you can see it for yourself
But don’t you dare now to try and nick it.

Bill looking worried said, I hope it is registered
And again she searched into her bag,
She handed him an old medi-care card
In two parts that was stuck up with some clag.

At last he was satisfied and she went on her way
When suddenly from out behind a tree ,
Stepped a naked fellow in full birthday suit,                                             Asmuch as to say, just look at me
No doubt he was a fine strapping fellow.
A new inmate that had come down from Mt Isa
The lady at once stopped dead in her tracks
Oh no, it can’t be, please not another Breathalyzer.

Lindsy

SEA

Moderator

Member Seraphic

since 2000-01-18

Posts 22676
with you

1 posted 2009-04-01 10:19 PM

whoa!!

I think that was the best one yet!!

WTBAKELAR

Senior Member

since 2008-09-09

Posts 1089
Utah, USA

2 posted 2009-04-02 01:23 PM

Stick out your tongue and say,

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH !

on wheels, no less,
Oh, and just how much did he resemble our favorite Aussy?

Very funny,
Tracey.

LindsayP
Member Elite

since 2007-07-28

Posts 3410
Australia, Victoria

3 posted 2009-04-02 08:04 PM

Thanks Susan and Tracey, I'm glad you had a

chuckle, Have a great day folks.

Lindsay

Bill Charles
Member Patricius

since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

4 posted 2009-04-02 11:42 PM

LindsayP - yaaaaahhhhhhhooooooo, you do have a great sense of humour. Love this one...

BC

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

5 posted 2009-04-03 12:02 PM

That was one funny, farm yarn!
Now where exactly is this place?!?

Loves 'n laughs,
Lindy Lou

LindsayP
Member Elite

since 2007-07-28

Posts 3410
Australia, Victoria

6 posted 2009-04-03 09:04 PM

Thanks Bill that was one long yahooooooo
I'm glad you had a laugh.

I'm sorry dear Angel, I'm afraid you don't qualify for that sort of funny farm so it wouldn't be of any use to you if I told you where it was, but I'm glad you popped in.
Love you.

Lindsay

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

7 posted 2009-05-02 01:45 AM

And she is complaining????

Love this, Lindsay.

LindsayP
Member Elite

since 2007-07-28

Posts 3410
Australia, Victoria

8 posted 2009-05-02 10:52 PM

Thanks Alison for your happy comment,

I'm glad you had a laugh, love.

Lindsay

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