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critical mass
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0 posted 2009-03-28 08:57 AM


I like to sing my poems out loud,
preferably when I'm at home.
I Google strangers numbers and
I call them on the telephone.

I give no introduction, no
I don't give them a clue, so if
you're not unlisted I might
just croon one of them to you.

I clear my throat and softly hum
and that's when I begin to bleat
I tap my finger on the bar
it helps my voice keep up the beat

Sometimes I change the thumping
to sing a sad love song.
A ballad's nice and easy
if it isn't very long.

Sometimes I dance like Elvis and I put on my blue shoes
Sometimes my nephew Steven helps me out with his guitar
I moon walk in the kitchen with my hand upon my hat
or break dance on the table if the poem doesn't rhyme

I'll get my hips a movin
if I'm singin in the nude
a G-string keeps me groovin
when I'm feelin kinda lewd

But always I remember
when I'm singing from my home
my first line has to hook you
or you might hang up the phone.

So if you aren't unlisted
and you don't have phone I.D.
if someone says he wants to sing a poem to you-

it's me.

[This message has been edited by critical mass (03-28-2009 09:28 AM).]

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Midnitesun
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1 posted 2009-03-28 09:03 AM


What a hilarious novel approach to sharing poetry!
Hmmm, best to leave the camera off the cell phone for some of those songs so you don't end up tapping your fingers 'behind the bars'.

critical mass
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2 posted 2009-03-28 10:00 AM


Midnitesun

Thanks for stopping by. Glad this made you laugh.

unboundpoetess
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3 posted 2009-03-28 10:44 AM


I wouldn't hang up. I would listen as long as you wanted to entertain me.

Thanks for the images-*giggles*

Heather

critical mass
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4 posted 2009-03-28 12:11 PM


unboundpoetess


Hellooooo it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Glad you enjoyed this.

Bill Charles
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5 posted 2009-03-28 12:40 PM


critical mass - I can picture you singing your poetry to a complete stranger on the phone. Liked this write...

BC

nakdthoughts
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6 posted 2009-03-28 03:14 PM


One time I had a collection agent call and by the time I finished talking to him ( he was just glad I didn't hang up on him like so many do)and after a brief conversation, I  wrote a poem for his mother's birthday.

M

WTBAKELAR
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7 posted 2009-03-28 03:23 PM


Sometimes I dance like Elvis and I put on my blue shoes
Sometimes my nephew Steven helps me out with his guitar
I moon walk in the kitchen with my hand upon my hat
or break dance on the table if the poem doesn't rhyme

This cracked me up.  
very clever.  
enjoyed much.   Tracey

critical mass
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8 posted 2009-03-29 06:34 AM


Bill Charles

nakdthoughts

WTBAKELAR

Thanks for stopping by and for the comments. Glad you enjoyed this.

Alison
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9 posted 2009-03-29 03:09 PM


I have some singles to tuck in your g-string!  C'mon, give me a call.

A

critical mass
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10 posted 2009-03-29 07:25 PM


Alison
blushes

[This message has been edited by critical mass (03-31-2009 09:09 PM).]

BluesSerenade
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11 posted 2009-03-29 09:18 PM


Now that's a happy dance!

This was sure a fun one to read.

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12 posted 2009-03-30 04:12 PM


ROFLMAO... just start your singing quickly before I hang up! LOL
Sunshine
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13 posted 2009-03-30 07:22 PM


Y'know....as an administrator, I tried to find something in this poem and its title that would make me pull this cutie.

But for you, and fortuntely, this "ring" doesn't sound right.  

Good for you.

I'd tell you to behave, but apparently, you already knew not to put a member's number, nor any other number, up for exhibit.



So, cute poem!


OwlSA
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14 posted 2009-03-31 03:25 PM


What a pity, you're in Canada and I am in South Africa - and also that I am 63!  I'd love to be sung to over the phone!

Owl

angellea
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15 posted 2009-03-31 05:24 PM


Hilarious! I admire a sense of humor.
Margherita
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16 posted 2009-03-31 05:41 PM


This is cute. If the poems are uplifting I think it could be some really good therapy for some.
I am impatient on the phone, so you are right, it is important that the first words uttered conquer people's interest.
Good luck!
This was a joyful read. If you dance like Elvis ... you might recite your poems on youtube too.
Love,
Margherita

Martie
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17 posted 2009-03-31 09:01 PM


Lovely thought...Maybe I'll try it...is it pattended?
critical mass
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18 posted 2009-03-31 09:14 PM


First off I never thought I would get this much response to this poem. Who would have figured.


BluesSerenade
suthern
Sunshine
OwlSA
angellea
Margherita
Martie


Thank you everyone for your kind words.

David

1slick_lady
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19 posted 2009-03-31 10:12 PM


my # is unlisted
but i still wish
you would call
giggle

SEA
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20 posted 2009-03-31 11:16 PM


yep, me too...unlisted...but wouldn't that be a fun phone call!!
critical mass
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21 posted 2009-04-01 09:28 PM


1slick_lady

thanks for the extra verse.

SEA

unlisted- darn


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