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passing shadows
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0 posted 2009-03-23 10:39 PM

I went to Wal-Mart today
to buy stuff that shines the floor,
I said aloud, "There's no Future here!"
Then laughed till I could laugh no more.

What a shining revelation
straight from the horse's mouth,
as if God intended me to hear it...
guess I'll divorce and head down south.

SEA

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Member Seraphic

since 2000-01-18

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with you

1 posted 2009-03-23 11:10 PM

sometimes, all we can do is laugh

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

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Louisiana

2 posted 2009-03-24 09:07 AM

You reminded me of a poem Midnitesun and I wrote together several years ago... initially inspired by a similar event. *S*
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Keep finding the humor, sweet lady... it can get you through a lot. *S*

passing shadows
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3 posted 2009-03-24 11:05 AM

LOL Susan, laugh so ya don't cry

suthern, my friend, you and Kacy should repost that one! Thanks for sharing the link! It's a really cute write! Makes me want to go shopping!

Chalmette Guy
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since 2009-03-11

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Louisiana

4 posted 2009-03-24 11:35 AM

As one who used to work at "Wally World" when I was young, I can relate. And laugh. lol

WTBAKELAR

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since 2008-09-09

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Utah, USA

5 posted 2009-03-24 12:56 PM

This is too damn funny,
Did other workers, Oops, Associates, hear your enlightening statement?

When you put it all together, Wal*mart, shining the floor, and divorce, , , It all makes sense.

Good luck, oh and remember: plush carpet doesn't need to be waxed.
WT.

passing shadows
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6 posted 2009-03-24 08:28 PM

CG, thanks

glad you enjoyed...and kudos to you for working at Wal-Mart

I don't think I would have the patience for that.

Tracey, nope, no one heard that statement except my husband, which made it even more laughable, considering the bad times we've been going through.

thanks for reading and commenting

ethome
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since 2000-05-14

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New Brunswick Canada

7 posted 2009-03-25 09:35 PM

DIVORCE!

Yipes, Wal Mart does that to people???

Oh you have me so confused. It's just a floor wax, ya know.

Oh c'mon hang around for a little while.

Eric

passing shadows
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8 posted 2009-03-26 11:21 AM

LOL Eric, thank you for the giggle today

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